Here are some haikyuu shorts for you and this is my forst time making a fanfic. Well a dialogue fanfic. Ok please proceed. (Disclaimer:The cover does not belong to me)
Gabby: Oh hello giraffe. Or are you a tree? Because you literally do nothing and just stay still, in your place, standing up. Please be more productive than that.
Tsukki: Good job. Raise your tone higher to make your self saltier.
Gabby: I'm the saltiest salty french fry you could ever have. With extra salt.