How To Be Salty

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Gabby: Tsukki~! Wanna hear a new comeback I made?

Tsukki: Ok? (Why is this even important?)

Gabby: Call me short.

Tsukki: You is short?

Gabby: Oh hello giraffe. Or are you a tree? Because you literally do nothing and just stay still, in your place, standing up. Please be more productive than that.

Tsukki: Good job. Raise your tone higher to make your self saltier.

Gabby: I'm the saltiest salty french fry you could ever have. With extra salt.

Tsukki: I'm so proud of myself, I mean child.

Gabby: >: /

Rachel: LLLLOOOOOLLL, NOICE TSUKKI! *high fives Tsukki*

Gabby: RACHEL! *irritated*

Yams: *hides behind the door, raising a knife* Noone calls my Tsukishima, 'Tsuki'.

Look at all the beautiful Tsukkis

Isn't he the saltiest beautiful salty french fry?

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Isn't he the saltiest beautiful salty french fry?

Isn't he the saltiest beautiful salty french fry?

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Tsukiyama is also beautiful

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Tsukiyama is also beautiful.

(A/N)
I don't care what you people say but I love Tsukki and his saltiness and Gabby is goin to take part more than me in the chat-fics. So....bye!

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