Sonic knew if he were to daddy up with Shadow he had to get help from one of his only friends TAILS.
Sonic went to tails's house and knocked on the door. No one answered. He rang the door bell. No one answered. This was a dire emergency and so he trying knocking down the door. Sadly though sonic is a weakling that can't do anything. The door didn't open. Sonic decided to try using the door knob. It was unlocked.
Inside there was trash every where the lights were off and it smelled like shit. Tails and his friend Froggy were passed out on the floor, needles were sticking out of them. You see Tails had a serious meth addiction. "Hey. Hey Tails. Hey wake up." tried Sonic. Tails was super high.
"oH hEy SoNiC, Howez iT gOiNGG" groaned Tails. "Tails!!! I need you to help me get to the bone zone with Shadow. "ho yEaH mAn JuSt GIVME asecond..." Tails passes out.
"MMM... where the hell am I," Tails says. "THANK GOD you are finally awake I need your help immediately!" Sonic shouts. "Sure, what with?" "I Need to pierce Shadow." Sonic enplanes. "why don't you just say 'hey Shadow you want to do the hoo ha'?" Tails questioned "I already tried that." "Well what happened?" "He said yes.... and then I bit him." "Dammit Sonic 1st rule of smashing don't bite anyone!" Tails said. "Yeah, yeah I know. But can you help me or not." "Sure I got a thingy in the back that should help you. It makes whoever you use it on want to bang or whatever." Tails qwerted. "Thanks Tails it's great to have a friend like you"
Meanwhile, Shadow was watching the latest episode of Gossip Girls...
