Sonic now had every thing he needed, which was only one thing, a thingamajig that makes any one he wants to do the electric boogaloo with him. That "him" was Shadow the Hedgehog.
Sonic was currently at Tails's house, but once he got the device he left immediately and went to Shadow's house. When he got there he knocked on the door ferociously, Shadow was really peeved off because he was watching his favorite show, Gossip Girls. Shadow reluctantly opened the door, there stood Sonic.
"Hey Shadow," said Sonic. "How's it going," said Shadow. "Alright," said Sonic. "Cool," said Shadow. "......" "Aright lets cut to the chase, why the hell are you at my house," questioned Shadow. "I was wondering..." Sonic held up the device, "if you wanted to..." Sonic pushed the button, "FUCK ME." "Sonic that's a vibrator," "SHIT!" yelled Sonic. A purple dildo was buzzing and wiggling around in front of Sonic and Shadow's face. "and no I don't want to fuck you, at least not any more," and with that Shadow slammed the door in Sonic's face...
"TAAAAAAILSS!!!" sonic roared as he walked through Tails's door. "oh hey sonic you got here just in time, you want some meth" "NNNNOOOOO! I don't want any meth, I want to know why you gave me this!" Sonic held up the vibrator. "yeah what about it" "YOU SAID IT WOULD MAKE SHADOW WANT TO SMASH ME!!!" "nah that was my 'Fuckanator3000' in the back" "THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME THAT!!!" "oh, it's broken I was going to give to this guy across the street to fix it," explained Tails. Sonic replied "oh... ok... ah... can we go to see if he can fix it right now." "Yeah sure."
Sonic ran fast. Faster than he ever has gone before. He ran like his life depended on it, across the street. He was going to Tails's Neighbor, he was a real smart guy. He had a young nephew, or was it his Grandson..................
TO BE CONTINUED IN...
DICK & SHORTY CHAPTER TWO (or something)
