HELO EVERYBODY

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HELOO EVERYBODY. LOL I JUST PUBLISHED ANOTHER PART BUT DAT SHIT RANT SO DONT READ DAT SHITEU.

My friends seems to be ignoring me so... BLEH.
Imma talk about why do people think I hate kids so much.

First of all, I think they think that because I sleep so much and I dont want to me bothered in my sleep. Well yesh, Imma kill u if u bother me. But if me ish in good mood then U will have a chance.

Second of all, dont be wrong. I think kids are adorable. I ask for high fives whenever they pass. FUCKING HANDS ARE SMOLL ASF OMGDHSJXJW. But like. If they crying I will be like.. WTF OK CHILL BOII CHILLLL.. UUHHHH... DO YOU WANT CANDY?? OR ICE CREAM?? OR DID U SHIT IN YOUR PANTS?? OR U HUNGRY?? OMG HELPEU.

And now Imma talk about my friends. I think they were annoyed or smth. Because like, when we were going back to school in the bus.. I was shouting to the driver to- "CRASH INTO ALL THE CARS" , " OH LOOK THE POLICE. SHOW MIDDLE FINGER TO POLICE" , "BOI CHIMP, SACRIFICE URSELF ABD JUMP OFF THE BUS" , "GO LEFT AND CRASH INTO THE TREES" , " GO RIGHT AND FALL OFF THE CLIFF" , "HIT THAT LADY"
Smth like that. Bleh. What am I doing in lyfeu..??

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