J-NOOPEU BY @Wooz96

HI HOEE

HOE BEACHESS~~
OK SO I don't know what
to do, cause the person I've been
wanting to chat with ish still working
and I don't want to disturb so.. bleh
HE RETURNED HOME AT 12 AM WTF THIS HO-

OK SO IMMA TALK ABOUT MYSELF
TODAYYY YEYY
OK SO LETS STARTT!!

• SO FIRST When I am like, annoyed or mad, I go rant to someone. And my rants will be uuhh what you call the shiteu?? Uhh ok. Loud, crazy, weird, me hitting myself once in awhile you know..
Oh and I just had a fight with my bro 😂😂
Because like- EVERY TIME I FIX MY BED, MY FUCKING PRECIOUS BED, HE KEEPS ON MAKING IT NOT NEAT ANYMORE LIKE- MY FUCKING HARD WORK IS JUST- UGH WTF

• AND SECOND My jokes are dirty asf. Don't listen to it, don't. I swear you need holy wateur and bleach after this. I will just put the light one so.. here it goes

HOW DOES PEOPLE HAVE SEX?
BY INSERTING THEIR PENISES INSIDE OF DEM VAGINAS

Jisoos: I'M TRYING TO EMPHASIZE THE DANGER OF THE SITUATION, THEY WILL INSERT THEM INTO YOUR ORIFICES, THEY WILL RUPTURE YOUR INSIDES

Ok I'm sorry inappropriate asf- KEI DON'T READ THIS YOU STILL YOUNG AND INNOCENT

I say dirty jokes because no one likes my.. like uhh.. normal jokes you know.. Like,

Me: OH HERE COMES TEACHER MANTA REY, HIS WORDS STING!! GET IT??

Friends: ................... wvat? ....................

AND SO IF ME DIRTY ASF

Me: YOONDICKS HERE, YOONDICKS THERE, YOONDICKS WALKING, YOONDICKS EVERYWHERE, I LOOOVVVEEE YOONDICKS, BUY YOUR OWH ZIECK SUCKERZZ, THEY SUCK YOUR OWN ZIECK!!

Friend: YASS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OML

Yea its like that lol

• SO THIRD I am fat.

For reals tho.. I'm fat, I'm 70kg+ soo yea.. If you look at dem pic on top, I'm the most left doing that plus sign.. and then look at the girl down there very small and pretty LOL

So ye that's me (HAS BEEN REVEALED)

• NOW FOURTH I am ugly, BLERGH..
I try taking selfies, but like.. MY FACE SUCKS OMG (I only got 1 selfie so don't mind me, I've never took a selfie b4 so..)

LOOK AT THAT HORRENDOUS CREATURE, THAT THING IS FROM PLANET UGLY 101 NO ONE DARES GO THERE CAUSE IT'S TOO UHLY OMG HELP.

I'M UGLY ASF

• AND FIFTH I'm shy when I meet new people, but when you get to know me better, I will be like... HELLOO HOES THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS DIRTY MINDED ASF

Lol ok so I'm done😂😂😂😂
I don't know what to write anymore so..
Bleh.. BAII