You: dad You war so drunk yesterday
Dad: no I wasn't
You: DAD YOU GAVE A MUSHROOM TO A MIDGET AND KEPT SAING: GROW MARIO GROW!
Dad:.....
funny texts Messages
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dad nows you have a boyfriend
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Mom
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Alder brother
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Grandma
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A wall
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mega best friends
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Facebookt
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REGECT
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Twinkle twinkle.....
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moth
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mario
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PIZZA
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detention
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a joke
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I'm batman
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toilet paper
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little information
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Sit
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a beautiful poem
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LOL
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Sorry
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Lost fhone
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I lost my phone
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cereal
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girlfriend
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Alright
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dad the police officer
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Pregnant
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Mirror
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Pop tarts
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correcting
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Loooong time
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Funny joke
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NAH
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Chocolate kisses
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congratulations
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...
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video
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dead with donuts
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chat with friends
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ugly
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Santa
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wrong nombers
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