dead with donuts

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IT'S A TRUE TEXT... I WAS TEXTING WITH MY FRIEND AND IT WENT STRANGE
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You: hey

You: Hey

You: HEY

Friend: hi

Friend: what are you doing?

You: well I was in the shop, and then I saw donuts... what do you think I did?

Friend: You ate them all

You: Yes

Friend: haha

You: what are you doing?

Friend: babysitting my  siblings...

Friend: where are you?

You: I'm in the car eating cookie... and...

Friend: and....

You: Well I stole a donut frome the shop!

Friend: haha

You: oh no....

Friend: What?!

You: MOM JUST REALIZED THAT I STOLE ANOTHER DONUT....HELP

Friend: Nooo

You: HELP

Friend: i wish I could!

You: SHE IS KILLING ME

Friend: NOOO

You: welp I'm dead

You: I see a light..

You: I'm I in heaven?

You: or in he'll?

You: yeah I'm in he'll

Friend: yes you are in he'll but don't worry we have donuts here

Friend:🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

You: YAY

You: I like it here there is a lot of donuts....

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