Dog: REMEMBER. Your mom coming for dinner.
Awner: I know
Dog: and you still don't have a girlfriend.
Awner: I KNOW
Dog: I could dress up as your girlfriend
Awner: DEFINITELY NOT
Dog: Dude, your mom will be like I'M SO HAPPY HE FINALLY met someone!!
Awner: Nope. She will be like OMG! WHY DID YOU PUT HIS DOG A DRESS??
