Baby Gods Yoonmin

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ParkMe:

MIN.D: dude wtf

ParkMe: ur being rood and I'm a salty saltine.

MIN.D: I literally just woke up Jesus JImin

ParkMe: SHUSH

ParkMe: The baby gods are telling me something else.

MIN.D: I question why I talk to you.

ParkMe: they told me that I should stop being salty and praise them

ParkMe: I slid into your DMs pretty smoothly that's why you talk to me. Also you can't resist me I'm precious.

ParkMe:

MIN.D: Jesus I think I just busted a nut.

ParkMe: Baby god doesn't approve of that.

MIN.D: sOrRy i wAsnT tHe oNe tHaT sEnT a hOt pIcTuRe

ParkMe: nah you're hotter.

ParkMe: shit I didn't mean to hit on u.

MIN.D: oOoOoOoOoOoOoOh did the Park Jimin just hit on me?

ParkMe: What are u talking about?

ParkMe: ur blind

ParkMe: I meant to say that I'm hotter

MIN.D: narcissistic much?

ParkMe: nah I just really love myself.

ParkMe|@/SmileyJiminchoo I want to be ran over by a train. K thnx bye.

MIN.D: you literally just tweeted that you want to get ran over by a train you fucking sock

ParkMe: DONT USE MY INSULTS AGAINST ME ('༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ')

ParkMe: also how do u know that's even me huh?

MIN.D: your username is smileyjiminchoo who are you fucking trying to deceive?

ParkMe: That isn't me pls believe me Yoongles

MIN.D: tHaT iSnT mEh pLs bElIeVe mEh yOoNgLeS

ParkMe: wow ur mocking me now

ParkMe: 2 can play like that.

MIN.D: in all seriousness check my new mixtape k bye

ParkMe: iN aLl sErIoUsNeSs cHeCk mY nEw mIxTaPe k bYe

MIN.D: Jimin pls don't mock me.

ParkMe: jImIn pLs dOnT mOcK mE

MIN.D: wow okay fuck you

ParkMe: wOw oKaY fUcK u

MIN.D: bYe

ParkMe: bYe

MIN.D: wait come back.

MIN.D:  fuck come baaaaack

MIN.D||@/Mintsugacubes
I'm wating for you to respond you piece of shit @/SmileyJiminchoo

ParkMe: tHaT pIcTuRe wAs uNeCeSsArY

ParkMe: I'm suing u Mint Yoongles

MIN.D: love to see you try and the meme died years ago sweetie.

ParkMe: I WILL MR.AGUSTBALDT

MIN.D: tHaT wAs fOoKiNg rOoD iM cAlLiNg yOuR mOtHeR

ParkMe: don't get momma Jin involve he's already mad cuz of what I did last week when namjoon was over.

MIN.D: was it when you walked in on them fucking and you jumped Namjoon yelling get away you evil sock?

ParkMe: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT LET ME LIVE FFS

MIN.D: Never gonna happen Babe

ParkMe: babe?

MIN.D: meant Beb fuck autocorrect

ParkMe: well fuck you too

MIN.D: can you pls explain what your train of though was when you decided to jump Namjoon tho?

ParkMe: I though he was a burglar...

MIN.D: who happened to be fucking your roommate..?

ParkMe: I HEARD SOUNDS OF SOMEONE STRUGGLING

MIN.D: well...

ParkMe: I DIDNT KNOW JIN WAS A KINKY SHIT.

MIN.D: woah too much we go back

ParkMe: nah.