Baby Gods Yoonmin

#11#

Mintsugacubes sent you a message!

Hey it's me better start calling me dad cuz I disappear for years and come back unannounced.

My prayers have been answered
The day finally came
My daddy came back!

IM BACK BABY
HOWS MY SWEETHEART

So Tae and Jungoo are making out in the bathroom. They left pizza rolls in the oven
I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE OVEN.
THE DOOR IS SHAKING IDK IF ITS THE RAIN
OR IF SOMEONES GONNA MURDER ME.
SEND HELO
HELL
HELP

Jesus how do I respond to that...

STOP SPILLING TEA TO JESUS AND HELP ME.

alright ummm... lock the door.
Eat their pizza rolls
Record their porno

BEEEEEB

right right sorry. But listen to this tho.
One attachment.

Damn that's good.
When did you get so good.
You literally stop talking to me for 7 months and you get this good.
Fuck you.

Ill get you pizza rolls, bagel bites, and whatever you want when I get back.

...
And?

I'll help you record your first YouTube video?

And?

I'll buy you chocolate?

What kind.

The Ferrero rockero shit.

ITS ROCHERO YOU SOCK.
#AgustBaldtspartyisover

OH HELL NAH
YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING THROW ME AN OVER PARTY

Wait
Do
You

Shit

Remember

Pls don't expose me

When
You
Wanted to bang me?

I still want to bang you

E X P O S E D²

Hang**
Well shit.

**Le gasp**
I'm offended.
You can keep all your pizza rolls, bagel bites and Ferrero Rochero
I just can't.

Omg
Jimbles
Pls beb
I'd do anything for you

B L O C K E D.

Jimbob
Pls
Answer
Me

One last question

?

How do you use an oven?

Jimin...
what the fuck

So I banged on the bathroom door really hard and I asked them.
"Y'all gonna check on the rolls?"
Jungoo answers "did you put them in?"
"Yes"
THEN TAE FUCKING ANSWERS. "Go check on them."
AFTER THAT THEY PROCEED TO KEEP FUCKING EACH OTHER.
SO HOW DO I USE A FUCKING OVEN.

Go ask Jin.

FUCK YOU