Robin the Warlocks diary

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5986 trs 17 dac age 14

Dear diary mom came back today. She seemed puzzled by the webs on the floor, but more importantly what i was wearing. Other than that mom is going to find another babysitter. "Wonder why".

I also went to go and see Bluejay today. Talking stuff.

Oh wait there is something that's going on, mom has been asking me a lot lately for help.

What kind of help is it, moving furniture into an unfurnished room.

It kind of looks like my room now, but with more pink.

Maybe someone is staying over for a bit, or mom is moving and changing my room.

Personally i don't want it to be the ladder(if you're dumb, the ladder is the last thing that's mentioned. I think...)

Mom wants me to be baby sat by the king for 3 hours tomorrow.

Reason is that mom wants me to find out information about the king.

Why does she think i would be good at that. I guess i do write a lot on my diary.

5986 wed 18 dac age 14

Dear diary i am going to be babysat by a king today. Sounds pretty good i guess.

Ok apparently the king has a lot of beheadings he has to do at this moment of time.

He wasn't too fond of having a spider-human beside his throne while he orders beheadings, so mom gave the king some sort of straitjacket like thing. Basically it makes it look like he has more power over me, it's important for the public to think he is powerful.

Ewww that head missed the basket and rolled on the floor. Anyways the(calling it a suit) suit has straps for my spider arms and there's a collar with a leash... that's not actually attached to anything.

It also leaves my arms out so i can write stuff down, and the color of the suit is a dark Fulvous.

Oh look at the size of that guy's head, that thing could feed a vampire for weeks!

It's so big that he might not fit in the head chopper offer.

Jeez there's going to blood all over the floor.

Anyways the king seems to be doing his job really well. The whole kingdom does not like the fact that he is having people beheaded, but if you look at it from the king's perspective it's a whole lot different.

The people that he is beheading are villains. One of them was a baby sacrificer and the guy with the big head was sending fake letters to another kingdom saying they are going to war.

Eww that guy was killing people so he can raise them from their graves to become zombie slaves.

I mean he is doing everything right. He hasn't had any wars, slaves, drugs and unreasonable beheadings. This king is also smart. No one is underpaid or overpaid as far as i know.

Maybe the guy that is beheading them pays well. I guess all he is doing is pulling a lever.

Here comes the last guy. Wait all he did was steal some bread. They won't behead him for that will they. Guess i was right, the king let him off with a warning. Turns out he had the same name as a guy who almost purposely destroyed the whole castle by hitting the main supports repeatedly.

This cost a lot of money for repairs. Eh still a good king.

Allright the beheading is over. It went on for a while, 45 minutes maybe.

The king was instructed to keep me with him the whole time. I think mom's plan was that i'm writing everything down, so she will know if he did or not.