Robin the Warlocks diary

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5986 trs 12 nor age 12

Dear diary there are 2 days left until my birthday. The reason i didn't write down anything yesterday was because i messed up a potion and after that i felt really really tired so i fell asleep for the rest of day. For all i know nothing happened yesterday that was important.

I wonder how i made that potion because if i knew I would just sleep till my birthday. But just to my luck i wrote down everything i did when making the potion and it looks like i mess up with the gold part. I don't carry around gold with me so instead i used yellow paint.

I don't feel like sleeping in again because once i woke up i felt awful.

i'm sure i am more than capable to wait 2 more days.

5986 wel 13 nor age 12

Dear diary ok something is wrong with me i woke up and my feet have started to turn green. I don't want to turn green, but i also want to have a birthday party so i am not going to tell my mom until after my birthday. I'm trying to hide from mom the best i can but it seems mom hasn't noticed

5986 thf 14 nor age 12

Dear diary there is one day left until the party, but at the moment my feet have seemed to stop turning green and are back to white. I have a feeling that it will come back to haunt me.

Oh well, today mom is going to show me some transformation magic. First of all she has told me that she will be transforming me into some stuff. Second of all in order for it to work properly i will in fact have to remove a lot of clothes. Thirdly i am ok with it so thats a win win for both of us.

She turned me into mouse, cat, bird, bunny, dog, snake, spider and a dragon. It was a fun day.

Of course there are a few temporary side effects like cat ears and a dog's tail but that's about it... if you ignore the snake fangs, two extra spider arms and breathing smoke. Do you know how hard it is to put on a shirt when you have 4 arms(the shirt isn't even worth the hassle). And while i'm on this topic, putting on pants and underwear is nearly impossible with a tail. Maybe i could still wear a hat?

5986 fre 15 nor age 13

Dear diary today is my birthday so yay woo yeah. Now that i have gotten that out of the way my feet are green again and my legs, this is not a good thing because today is my birthday woo yeah. Also i just found out that my tail and my spider arms didn't go away which is weird because last time i checked temporary means temporary! i refuse to go outside of my room in the nude, but on the other hand how many times do you get to walk around around naked with spider arms and a dog's tail.

I am tempted to go with the latter, so i will just cut a hole in my underwear. I think it took about thirty minutes to find some scissors and cut a hole but now i have something to wear. It's not like we live in a castle. Do you know what happened after i left my room, because if you did you have read this before. Once i left my room mom yelled to me robin come here these knights want to see you, but i knew better than to show anyone who lives in the city any type of witchery. So instead i performed a spell that would walk into the room and say "hi my name is robin".

That means that it will look like i did before i looked like a monster. It worked just like i planned and they left none the wiser, but my mom knew what was up and she looked like she was about to ask something but she just looked at me and said ok that would make sense why you didn't really come into the room. (by the way i am writing after the party took place) After that she showed me to the room the party will be in and that i needed to stay here while she went to go and get some things. She locked me in the party room so that i wouldn't leave. Inside the "party room" there are 2 tables some carpet and 5 minions and a picture of one of mom's minions that said minion of the month.