Directorious

6

To those who have read so far Thank you its an honour lol and I'm very sorry for not updating it I haven't been well and have just been recently bombarded with workload so next few chapters may take time to come through but I promise they will come, and sorry for my crapy spelling mistakes.

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Harry's Pov

(Ariana Grande yes shes still drunk)

"hehe arry" she giggled wraping up into a ball on my lap.

"What? "

"hehe"

"....." I was waiting.

"hehehe ehhhe aw hehe"

....... and waiting.

She looked down on the ground while curling her red velvet cupcake hair in her finger tips. she started giggling in the usual high pitched voice.

"What!"

"remember remember ..... The first day of September? "

-____-

how could I forget.

FLASHBACKS*

1st day HollywoodArts NURSERY

sckopats (the teacher sckowits sister)

"alll riteee everyone come in now sit down in a circle huuh no dear no robbie fingers out of trousers" , "butt...". "No".

"rite ho it's circle time circle circle circle".

Jade:"I like squares"

Sckopats:"Jade" she rolled her eyes and went closing the door from behind.

she quickly peeped through the door shouting "My lovly dovlys hold each others hands in a circle! ill be back"

"hold my hand then" ariana squealed poking Harry's arm.

"Fine" he sighed.

"Ariel Ariel hold mine!"

"No Robbie an its Ariana u poo poo face!"Ariana screamed in Robbies ear hole, then sat in the middle of jade and Harry holding their hands.

Sckopats: "did someone say POO POO!"

"ARIEL DID!" Harry bursted out with non stop laugher.

Ariana: :" UrHHHH STOP FIZZIN!" she let go of both hands and crossed her arms.

Sckopats:"Thank you Are; I mean Ariana POO POO AN WEE WEE TIME FIRST EVERYONE"

she anouched standing high looking down on them.

"LADIES FIRST BUT GENTLEMEN JUST BEFORE"

"Im a gentlemen" Louis smirked.

-_- "Yesh yeash u are my little coconut".

"Cute as a button; every single 1 of you"Liam mimiced her also doing the hand gestures.

"GOO NOW" she grinned.

Ariana: "Ew oh eeww Harry left his bogger on my bow Yuck MISS I NEED TO GO TO THE TOLIET TO CLEAN MY BOW !"

"Ok Ari.. Wait No ; come back the boys are in..."

:o

:0

:O

Ariana: "AHHHHHHH MISSS HARRYS GROWING A PIPE !!!!!!!!!!!"she screamed pointing to his penis with one hand covering her mouth.

Harry: "umm what you mean you dont have one" he scratched the back of his head.

within seconds she pulled down her pink pants down. "LOOK!"

harry quickly covered his eyes instantly; sticking his tong out "YUCK ARI!!!"

"w - what"she spoke pulling her pants back up.

"U DON'T HAVE ONE ITS BEEN CHOPPED

OFF I SAW A HUGE HOLE in There" he pointed to the senstive area still displaying a shocked expression.

Sckopats overheard the whole conversation turning bright red.

Harry plastered on his thinking expression.

"A-ariana"

"what harry"

"umm maybe if I put my willy instead your hole it will fix it"

Sckopats nearly vommited with disgust at the thought.

"GENTLEMEN

(she turned to Ariana)

& GENTLEWOME N"

Harry:"Sckopats Sckopats! do all girls have holes ????? ??

Do you have one too???"

-____-

Harry: "don't worry sckopats I can fix it for you with my willy" he smirked at the 'genius' thought

Sckopats: "N--NO!" she needled down to their level to pull his trousers back up.

PSSSSSSSSSsssSSSST

in her face*

(END OF FLASHBACKS)