Directorious

5

Harry's Pov

its been half an hour until I left Ari down the hallway, iv just had enough of her imature behaviour; one minute she kisses me the next she legs it out the door trusting a pervt rather then me. Shes sucha bloody bitch.

My throughs were interupted by a burst of music, playing in hamony against a high pitched familar voice. The volume blasted soundwaves against my ear drums. My ears felt as if the were bleeding. "WHAT THE ACTUAL..."

Ariana singing with the music at her highest pitch*

*TALK DIRTY TO ME!

TALK DIRTY TO ME!

TALK DIRTY TO ME!

GET JAZZY ON IT OH UR HAAAAAA RE*

she constantly kept repeating those lines bumming her arse against my cock.

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"No Ariana"

*BUT Ya BOOTY DON'T NEED NAO EXPLAIN*

she then began doing the snake dance putting her hands together swiggling it in a zig zag pattern. " Harrrrry!"

"What why are you acting lika bloody sociopath"

that was until my eye landed on Zayn's open locker.

"uh OH SO NOW UR DRUNK GREAT!; Thats Zayn's stack btw not ur bloody orange juice stack in your locker which this the one on the LEFT SIDE".

"HARRY!"

"WHAT!"

"I NEED TO TELL U SOMETHING"she says twirling her hair in her hands.

" well Talk..." She didn't let me finish.

"Dirty to me*" she sings.

NO TALK..."

"DIRTY TO ME!"

NO ARIANA I MEAN TALK..."

"DIRTY TO ME HARRRRRRY"

I gave up on her and walked back in class.

That was until; she pulled my boxers off.

I quickly reached out to grabing the nearest object. She took it off me and tied my hands. IS SHE FUCKING RHAPING ME.

"WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU..."

"Shushhhhh arry" she got out a ruler. and started measuring the diameter of my dick.

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she then got a inch tap and started measuring the circumference of it. "EWWWWWWWWWWW"

"WHAT! I mean WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

"Your cum ITS STICKING ALL OVER MY HANDS YUCK!!!"

" DON'T TOUCH IT THEN GET OFF ME"

she started giggling " I MAKE YOU WANK HARRY DON'T I?"

"NO uh just go Ari your drunk"

"I DO I KNOW I DO I see your dick pointing at me all the time when I smile at you hehe"

I felt my cheeks for the first time heat; utter embassment.

YES I WAS SPEECHLESS. No one had achieved to do this yet.

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"see look eheh your having A BONER RIGHT NOW!" she excitingly laughed in my face then started dancing her way to the sterio. Well it wasn't really dancing it was more like... ah never mine.

(At the hotel)

LIAM: " WHY did you only book one room with 5 beds when theres like 1. 2...3... 4..5 .. Basically 10 of us."

Sckowits: ".......Because" he cleared his throat.

Liam: "because?"

Sckowits kept rolling his eyes left; right then legged it out the door tripping on the carpet on the way.

Liam: why didn't he tell me?"

Louis grinned towards liam "says the one who didn't talk during the whole of the bus journey".

Liam ignored him and sat on the bed.

Jade: he probably just wants to watch live teenage porn making us sleep with eachother"

Beck cleared his throat.

Beck:"then I guess you will be sleeping with me"

" Ahhh I don't think so" Louis interupted and hugged Jade from behind, Jade didn't move she just smiled. Louis dropped a quick kiss on the apples of her pale cheeks.

"Get off her" Beck tried to sound serious but ended up sounding like he was joking.

Louis grabbed her waist tighter bringing Jade intowards him. "And what if I dont?".

Beck's face became serious.

Harry's Pov

Yes shes still singing uhhhhhhh couldn't she just.. .

* IF YOU WANT IT COME AND GET IT NANA NANA NA NA NA NA

IF YOU WANT IT COME AND GET IT NA NA NA NA

hehe COME AND GET IT aaaarrry" she spoke curling her right hand intex finger towards me.

"why did you just measure my dick anyway"

"hehe"

"look just stay away from me Ariana your drunk" I moved her hands off my crotch.

"Arrry'"

she can't even say my name right.

"What"

"I measured it to make you this".. She got out a sock out of her left pocket.

"This" I sighed.

"Yeah it's going to be a tailor made condom" she spoke sersiously.

Awakward one minute slience.

"and look its even got a cute pink bow hehe and it's made from cotton so your sperm doesn't escape"

"Ariana

that's a sock"

"Well obviously THAT'S WHY I NEEDED YOUR MEASUREMENTS!" she attempted walking off but feel on the floor Smashed.

She lifted her head up one last time "I'm kay hehe"

"look Aria.."

"Harry"

she interupted yet again.

"well go on then"

"I want a boob job"

"why"

"LoOk" within seconds she lifted her bra relieving her Chest.

I looked away only to keep her dignity; woah I'm thinking a bit deep there.

"Harry see you even looked away on digust" she began crying again.

"No its look just..." I covered her chest with with the shirt I gave her earlier. She looked up at me with her bambi eyes "y-Your Perfect".