Adopted By Zalfie

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"Tia we need to talk."

"Okay."

Mum and dad came and plonked themselves on the sofa next to me. Nala came bouncing along too.

"Is it bad?" I asked.

"No, not at all." Dad answered.

"Oh good." I smiled.

"There's a lot of different news to tell you and it's quite big so prepare yourself." Mum used hand gestures.

"Oh okay." I was confused.

"So, we're going to playlist 2019." Dad said really quick.

What?

Did... Did he just say I'm going to America?

"Really?" Was all I managed to say.

"Yes!" Mum screamed.

"Oh my god!"

"I know it's ages away but it's still exciting!"

"I can't believe it!"

"Well if you can't believe that, you'll not believe the next news." Alfie laughed.

"What is it?!" I was generally excited.

"Logan's coming with us." He said so casually.

"What the f-" I stopped myself.

Oops.

Mum and dad laughed really loud. I mean, really loud. The laugh where you're literally pissing yourself.

"I've never heard you swear before." Alfie said once he'd calmed down from laughing a bit.

"Oh I have, you should hear her and her friends up in her room." Mum gave me wide eyes.

"Oops." I muttered innocently.

"Anyway, yes. Mandy said he could come with us. Apparently she's been begging him to make a YouTube channel for ages." Mum informed me.

"Oh yeah! She has."

"Maybe he'll start one before then, it is two years away." Dad shrugged.

"Maybe."

"Next news." Mum smiled brightly.

"Poppy and Sean's wedding is just before we go to playlist." Dad said the news for mum.

"Oh that's good!" I said.

"Yeah, so we're bridesmaids like they've told us before." Zoe explained.

"So there will be dress fittings and everything?"

"Yes."

"Great!"

"One more thing." Zoe smiled happily.

"What?"

"Get ready for baby Sugg-Deyes." Alfie finished.

And that guys, is how I got adopted by Zalfie.