Not a rant.
How to get free candy off a company!
Step 1) Write a cheesy af letter to a candy company of your choice telling them how much you "love" their candy! Basically suck up!
Step 2) Find their address and mail it!
Step 3) Wait a few days!
Step 4) If you're lucky, they'll send you a whole bunch of candy!
How it could go wrong:
They won't send you anything!
They'll send you a 'history of the chocolate' article! *cough cough cadburys, cough cough*, ahem, excuse meh.
And there you have it! Now you know how to get free candy!
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Just Rants
De TodoThis is basically a book about rants. What I think of the world and what it is becoming. This is just my oppinion. Cover by: @niallhxranbun
