His drunk texts

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Steve
*Lmao this bitch can't get drunk so let's act like he can ;) .*

8:46pm
steve: Going out with the gang tonight, care to join?

you: thanks, but I'd rather stay home tonight, I love you and don't get too wasted. x

steve: I love you too.

12:15am

steve: i saw a horse and it reminded me of you.

you: um, how romantic... Where are you?

steve: I don't know. OH MY GOD ITS TONY STARK.

you: Omg how many drinks have u had?? If you end up in the hospital I'm done.
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12:19

tony: im bringing Steve to you rn, he's a mess, good luck.

you: thanks, bring him home in one piece.

Tony
Tony: hey beautiful ;)

You: hello sexy, what's up?xx

Tony: Stop texting me i hav a gf.

You: Tony, I am your girlfriend???

Tony: No ur not her nAme is (y/n) and she is e hot anD I LOve hER smh

You: Tony, I am (y/n), how much have you been drinking?

Tony: oh

Thor

thor: Y/N! THE WORLD IS FLOODING

you: lol what

thor: THE WATER IS FALING FROM THW GRPUND MAN OF IRON HAS INFORMED ME mIDGARD DOES NOT RaiN BUT THIS WATER IS IS GOING DROWN US ALL WE MUST GO BSXK TO THE SAFEY OF ASGARD

you: okay.... I think it's time to pick you up from Tony's, I'll be right there... don't drink too much more please.

Clint

Clint: I cantaloupe belive ur chesting on m e.

You: are you drunk? I'm not sure what you said??

Clint: the picture! Ur cheating on me.

you: the picture on Instagram???

Clint: yes! With him.

you: that's my brother, you've known him for years...

Clint: o ya sry i 4got tell (name) i said hi!!!!

you: I will, get some rest ily.

Natasha

natasha: i have a confession

you: Go ahead, what is it?

natasha: dontt hate me pls

you: don't worry Nat, i would never.

natasha: i think im in l ove with you.

natasha: if u dont feel the samw act leik this nvr happened

/ You laughed softly, the tension leaving you as you calmed down. You thought her texts were serious, but your girlfriend was just drunk. You decided to play along with her./

you: I love you too.

Natasha: will u be my gf!?!?!

you: Of course.

Loki

loki: I want to ravish you, my queen.

you: come over

loki: I would love to dear, but I'm lost.

you: you went out with everyone, where are they?

loki: im afraid i left them an hour ago, I left to see you.

you: okay, what do you see?

loki: i see trees.

you: trees are nice...

loki: i see u

you: that doesn't sound creepy at all...

loki: unlock the door

loki: pls

you: lmao ok

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