Fullmetal Host Club (FMA x OHSHC fanfiction)

The Host Club's Day Out (Part III)

Haruhi instantly turned to the voice. It was Tamaki who had shouted, with the Host Club right behind him. Haruhi suddenly felt a pang of relief, and allowed herself to breathe in deeply, calming down her heartbeat.

"What do you think you're doing?" Edward asked demandingly. He really didn't like seeing people hurt like this.

"Why? What are you going to do, pipsqueak?" The leader replied, and the group laughed cruelly.

Ed grinded his teeth together, his blood boiling. Every second they laughed was only making him madder. Did they possibly think that they could hurt his friends, call him small, and get away with it? If so, they had hell coming for them.

Edward spoke in a low, warning tone. "Don't call me small."

"What are you going to do, hurt us?" He asked in a teasing tone, and the group laughed again.

"I'm gonna mess you up so hard you won't even remember your own names," Ed growled.

Then, he charged. In a blur, he swung an automail fist at the one who called him short. Before he could recover, Ed swiftly kicked him and watched with satisfaction as he fell to the ground, groaning in pain.

"Whoa..." Haruhi muttered.

"Yeah." Kaoru replied.

The rest of the gang looked utterly shocked as they watched their leader crumple to the ground. Then, they turned to Edward, staring at him with anger. Ed beckoned for them to come, smirking. And they did.

In loud roars, almost all of the gang charged. But, Edward was more well trained and faster. The Host Club watched in bewilderment as Ed used one of the people's shoulders as a springboard, flipping in the air and using the momentum to kick someone right in the face, knocking them out cold.

"He's pretty good," Hikaru and Kaoru said together through bites of popcorn.

"So... is anyone gonna volunteer to help him?" Haruhi asked.

"Nope," everyone said together.

"Let's just watch."

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The Host Club continued to watch as Ed delivered a harsh punch to the last person standing. Then, he dusted his gloves off, standing in a heap of twitching bodies.

"Uhhh..." Tamaki started.

"What?" Ed asked, a tone of annoyance coming through in his voice. The recent fight and all the rain had really taken a toll on him.

The Host Club applauded.

"Nice job you did back there." Hikaru and Kaoru energetically said while grinning and patting Ed on the shoulders.

"You could've helped, you know."

"No thanks!" They said together.

- - - -

Everyone was back at Tamaki's house, talking about everything that just happened. The police were currently dealing with the gang members. After a short inquiry, the Host Club was allowed to stay out of the storm and recover from all the recent events.

"Haruhi, you really should have kept a better eye on the time! We were all really worried about you," Tamaki scolded, pointimg a finger at Haruhi.

"Sorry, Tamaki-senpai. I just kind of got annoyed with you all freaking out over where I live and I was worried about the weather and stuff..." Haruhi replied, trailing off at the end.

"Do you not like thunderstorms?" Tamaki asked, this time softer.

"They kind of scare me sometimes..."

"You poor thing!" Tamaki coddled. "Come on, let Daddy hug you~"

"NOOO!!!" Haruhi screeched, running off.

Hikaru and Kaoru paused from watching Tamaki and Haruhi to talk about what they had just recently discovered.

"Hey Honey-senpai, what do you think about Ed's fighting skills?" Kaoru asked.

"I think he would make a really great addition to our dojo!" Honey exclaimed. "Don't you agree, Takashi?"

"Yeah. I think he would do well in our dojo." Mori said.

"I also think it would be fun to spar against him! Maybe one day..."

"No thanks, we don't want you to destroy the world." Hikaru and Kaoru said together.

After finally escaping Tamaki's evil grasp, Haruhi joined the conversation. "Speaking of Ed, where is he?"

"As you can see, he's right over there," Kyoya suddenly spoke.

The Host Club's eyes travelled to where Kyoya was signalling. There was Ed, curled up on a couch sleeping peacefully.

"Aww!" Tamaki cooed. "He looks so small and tiny when he's not trying to kill anyone."

"Shh, boss." Hikaru held up a finger to silence Tamaki. "If he hears you, we're all dead."

"So Kyoya," Kaoru interrupted loudly. "About that photo book you're remaking?" He asked, holding up a camera amd smiling threateningly.

Kyoya smirked. "Well, there have been a few of our customers complaining about the quality of our photos. I suppose this one couldn't hurt."

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That's it my petite donuts! The final part of the "Host Club's Day Out" trilogy. I guess the fanfic might be approaching near the end, but idk how I'm gonna end this so. I hope you liked my action scenes! I really suck at writing fights (this is the first fight scene I think I've ever wrote), so any constructive critisicm will help. I really don't know what I'm going to do for the next chapter though.

Anyway, hope you enjoy and
BYE!

EDIT 11/7/22: This fic is officially discontinued, and has been in my mind for about four years now. But I really would like to genuinely thank everyone who has read it, it's been a pleasure to see everyone's comments. Thank you~~~~