Teacher Comebacks

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Teachers are in bold, you're in normal

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Why do I hear talking?

Because you have ears

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Can I go to the bathroom?

What for?

To slay a goddamn dragon!

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Did you do your homework?

Did you grade my test?

I have other student's tests to grade.

I have other teacher's homework to do.

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Where is your book?

At home.

What's it doing there?

Having more fun than I am.

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