The doctor: hello, I've come to see the lord mayor.
idris hopper: have you got an appointment.
the doctor: no, just an old friend passing by, bit of a surprise. can't wait to see her face.
idris hopper: well, she's just having a cup of tea.
the doctor: just go in there and tell her 'the doctor' would like to see her.
idris hopper: 'the doctor' who?
the doctor: just 'the doctor'. tell her exactly that 'the doctor'.
idris hopper: hang on a tic. (idris goes inside. there is the sound of a teacup smashing and idris returns.)
idria hopper: the Lord mayor says 'thankyou' f-for popping by. she'd love to have a chat, but,um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork. perhaps you would like to make an appointment for next week...
the doctor: (happily) she's climbing out the window isn't she?
idris hopper: yes, she is.
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doctor who jokes and quotes. inspired by my bow tie wearing alien lover
Humorthis is a humor joke book about doctor who! it contains jokes and quotes. my friend loved some of these jokes that she laughed so much she nearly fell off her seat! true story. and she doesn't laugh easily. lol.
