(A/N): Aww look at Gonta right there. Just. Mmmmphhnmmt. Murmur it out loud to get the gist of it. The next one will either be Junko and Makoto, or Taka and Toko. Okay, legooooo, egggooooss!!!
~○~Your P.O.V.~○~
"Shut it, Tenko!" I shoed her away from me and the phone.
"This is what would be in a teen manga!" Sonia gawked.
"Why, I suppose so." I mumbled.
"This is stupid." Kyoko mumbled under her breath.
"Let go once in awhile, dear." Celeste told her.
"Shut up! They're answering!" I kicked my feet at them so they could shut up.
"Hello..?" It was the other line.
"Uhm.. h-hello?" I tried to sound as innocent as possible.
"Oh, hiya!" The other line sounded familiar.
"Y'know.. I feel like.. I'm in love with you.. I know it's sudden.. but I can't hide this feeling.." Holding in my giggles was like trying to fight off a whole army alone. Impossible.
"Oh? Well, I'm sorry!"
"H-Huh? Wh-What do you mean?" I made my voice crack, made it crumble. Made myself seem heartbroken.
"I'm gay!"
Just as I was getting ready to cry, I let out a laugh. "Oh my god! This is amazing! Hey, mind if I keep your number?" The girls surrounding me gave me a confused look.
"Oh, sure! Gonta! It worked! (N's) saving your number!"
It was Kokichi Ouma. "Fuck you, using my sense of humor to your advantage, Kokichi."
"Kokichi! What a degenerate male!"
"Does he wanna die?"
"We need to adapt to his actions."
"It's a, "ship!" Is it not, (N)?"
"What did I miss? When did Kokichi get into this?"
"He was the one I had accidently called, Chi. Who's the mole?" I hung up the phone.
"What do you mean?" Tenko asked.
"She means, who told her to call the number." Maki replied.
"I believe that it was.." Sonia pointed to Celeste.
"Yes, it was me. Your point?" Celeste stared at us innocently.
"You knew that it was that ass-wads number, didn't you?" I began to get closer to her, moving aside from the bookcase between un.
"What if I did, (N)? What are you to do about it?" She gave me a sly smirk. That twofaced bitch. "You're only the Ultimate Actor." And there, ladies and gents, was where she set her flame.
"Oh. Kyoko, Tenko, Maki, hold me back." I sent Celeste a death glare that could scare the Zodiac Killer. "Oh, unless you don't want to." I added.
"Don't do anything too drastic." Kyoko recommended.
"The most drastic thing that the little bitch known as (N) can do is read their lines wrong." Celeste smiled innocently as she tilted her head slightly.
"Wanna bet?!" It wasn't that hard to push me over the edge, although, sometimes with Celeste it's just bound to happen.
"Ah! It will be like, "I bet that this fuk-en bi-ch will win first!" Right?" Sonia's a simple person.
"Guys! We need to stay calm." Chiaki told us.
"Let me rip her to shreds first, Chi!" I then leaped for Celeste's large unbelievable hair. She's lucky I didn't habe scissors on me.
By pure luck, I caught it, and pulled as hard as I could. (That's what she said. I've been around (Nickname) Teruteru too much..) "What the fuck, (N)!?" Celeste threw my hand off and held her hair in her arms as if it were her dying parents.
"(N), you have to aim for her face next time, okay?" Maki whispered in my ear.
"Don't give her any ideas!" Celeste exclaimed while still holding onto her hair.
"I think.." Chi began. "It's best if Celeste leaves, just to be sure that (N) doesn't lose it." She pat my shoulder, and gave me that sweet smile of hers that I couldn't say no to. Sometimes, I love her so much, that I hate her.
"Yes. I don't want to die at the hands of a shitty slut like (N)." She glared at me with her piercing red eyes.
"Do you wanna die?" Maki was always.. overprotective. Although, I didn't mind. She can protect me all she wants.
"Don't want to die at the hands of the dregs of the assassin's, now do I?" Her nose was perked upwards.
"Insult me all you want, you skanky excuse for an emo, but all you have to remember, is I know where you live." Maki replied with a mortifying look on her face.
"Have a good day, (N)!" Celeste said in a sing-songy voice. And with that, the Ultimate Gambler left.
Silence swept across the room. "What does Gonta want with your number?" Chi said to break the silence.
"Who knows- wait, Gonta?" Tenko asked with confusion.
"Yeah, didn't Kokichi mention him?"
"Oh, yeah.. What did he want with my number? Gonta wasn't behind this.. he's a gentleman." I questioned myself as my feet landed on the wall by Maki.
"Maybe.." Sonia began. "He has a crush on you, (N)! He must feel love towards you!" She beamed happily.
I blushed fiercely. "N-No.. That's not p-possible, shut up, Sonia!" I held my shoulder in worry. "Don't take it the wrong way, but I'm pretty sure that just by taking a glance at me, I'm out on their death note. Gotta fix the world, first getting rid of the ugly people!" I ended the sentence with a small smile, in despite of the fact that I just tossed my self-esteem down the toilet.
"Don't talk about yourself like that, (N)." Maki told me. "Especially if it's not true." She added with her rare smile.
"Sure.. right.. yeah." I hugged my knees to my chest for awhile as the others went to play video games with Chi. They asked if I wanted to join them, but I declined. Multiple times. Gonta's a gentleman, he's amazing and kind, and.. Well, not exactly smart, but otherwise, he's great. That prank call was the best thing that happened to me for awhile, thanks, Celeste.
~Epilogue~
Gonta: Why did (N) sound so mad? Was it Gonta's fault?
Kokichi: No Gonta! Of course not! She's just happy to have such a gentlemans number! Right, Shuichi!?
Shuichi: Uhm.. yes..?
Nagito: What hope!!
Kokichi: Nagito, shut it! It was only supposed to be me and Shuichi, anyways! Your lucky that I helped you out here, Gonta!
Gonta: Yes! Gonta happy!
Shuichi: Why..?!
(A/N): I might make a part 2 of this. Also, I sadly changed the title. But, it fits better. Requests are open, as it feels good to be back! K, byeanora!
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