Lucy: So Natsu. Why did you drink the cleaning bleach?
Natsu: IT TASTED LIKE CANDAY TA MAH!!
Lucy: Right... and what about the fidget spinner huh? Why did you swallow that?
Natsu: I LIKED SPINNING THE SPIDGET FINNER, SO I ATE IT!
Lucy: Okay, one second. *turns around and pulls out phone* hello 000 (911,999), How much does it cost to recruit the army?
