NotZoeMurphy: I fucking hate my life
EvanTreesen: aw Zoe what happened
NotZoeMurphy: can't you read? This isn't Zoe
EvanTreesen: oh you're my boyfriend.
*EvanTreesen changed NotZoeMurphys name to hottie*
hottie: wtf what happened to my name babe why would you do this?
EvanTreesen: because it's true. Now tell me what happened.
hottie: ugh fine basically I'm in the car on a six hour road trip and I forgot my headphones and I want to watch Heathers
EvanTreesen: lmao really? Heathers? That's gay even for you!! Sorry but it's true 😭😂 I love youuuu
IHateMyBrother: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM CONNOR HES BEING MEAN AND FLIRTING YOU BROKE OUR ONLY INNOCENT BEAN
hottie: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING HES JUST NATURALLY LIKE THIS
EvanTreesen: hate to ruin this argument but do you like my name? It took me a while to come up with :)
IHateMyBrother: SHUT UP EVAN THE GROWNUPS ARE TALKING
EvanTreesen: but I'm 17
hottie: EVAN STOP TALKING THE GROWNUPS ARE HAVING A GROWNUP DISCUSSION AND YOU ARE NOT A GROWNUP THEREFORE YOU MAY NOT BE A PART OF THE VERY GROWNUP- GROWNUP DISCUSSION.
EvanTreesen: I'm sorry...
JAREDTHEBATHBOMBCOLLECTER: LMAO DONT APOLOGIZE
STICK UP FOR YOURSELF
EvanTreesen: oh okay um can you please not yell at me thank you :)
hottie: aww was that your attempt at sticking up for yourself ? That was adorable and okay I'm sorry
JAREDTHEBATHBOMBCOLLECTER: OMG WTF CONNOR APOLOGIZED TWILIGHT ZONE WHO
*hottie has left the conversation *
EvanTreesen: uh oh
IHateMyBrother: haha you guys made him be gay and then he left lmao
JAREDTHEBATHBOMBCOLLECTER: lol
*EvanTreesen has left the conversation*
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tree bros // dear Evan Hansen group chat messages
FanfictionLiterally just read the title
