Beyond

The Vows of Chaos

Hey Guys,
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Dashie's POV
Just dropped Violet at school and Quick at Pinkie's new babysitting/daycare. I sit down next to Soarin and turn on the TV.
"Ugh parenting is hard work" I say.
"It's not that bad, plus we're all alone now" he replies.
"Oh i know what your dirty little mind is thinking" i say grabbing his cheeks.
He chuckles. We lean in and kiss. It was about to be passionate when my phone vibrated.
"What the hell?" I say. I pick up my phone and i have a notification on my calendar. Wonder what that is, I go on the app and check.
"SHIT, OUR WEDDING IS ONLY IN A WEEK AND I HAVE BOUGHT NOTHING" I shout.
"Oh shit!" He says and pulls out his phone. He walks away starting to call his mates. I grab my phone and group call the Mane 6.
Dash: Sup Guys
Pinkie: Hi Dashie!
Dash: I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU
Applejack: What is it Sugarcube?
Dash: MY WEDDING CEREMONY IS IN A WEEK AND I HAVE NOT BOUGHT ANYTHING
Rarity: OMFG ITS AN EMERGENCY MEET ME AT MY PLACE AS SOON AS YOU CAN, ALL OF YOU
Twilight: Okay
Fluttershy: Ok Rares
Dash: GOT IT
I turned off my phone and grabbed my bag. Soarin was getting ready to go to the boys. I know I should've taken the car since the more we use our powers, the more the others get effected, but Soarin didn't have speed and he needed the car so I used my speed anyway. Talk about rebel😎 I stormed in.
"RAINBOW DASH" they all yelled. Their pendants were glowing, whoops (watch mlp equestria girls digital series 'overpowered' to understand what I mean)
"Sorry, BUT IT IS AN EMERGENCY" I yell,
"We'll let you off on this one, BUT DONT PUSH IT" Twilight firmly told me. Whoa amigo, since when was Twilight so harsh, jeez
"I AM NOT HARSH!" Twilight yells.
"Shit was I saying my thoughts out loud again?" I ask. Everyone nods. *face palm* "oh well WHAT AM I GONNA DO!!" I panic.
"Girls come!" Rarity says. We followed Rarity to her garage which she transformed into her fashion designing boutique.
"I will be designing your wedding dress and the bridesmaids dresses, Pinkie will be in charge of the venue, Fluttershy is in charge of Music, Applejack is in charge of food, Twilight is in charge of writing the vows and Sunset is in charge of getting the flowers, shoes and makeup supplies from the stores." Rarity said. They all accepted their roles.
"What do I do?" I ask.
"You will be helping all of us" Rarity said.
"Okay" I say.
"So do you like my design for your dresses?" She says showing me a sketch.
"They are perfect!" I say.
"Will you help me pick out some stuff from the shops Rainbow!" Sunset says.
"Sure" I reply and hop in her car. The car was silent till.,
"OH SHIT WE NEED A DISGUISE BECAUSE OF PAPARAZZI!" I shout.
"OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT" she yelled and we turned around. We ran into her house and I grabbed a big hat and sunglasses, Sunset made me wear a dress since she thought I will be more unrecognisable so i did, IT FUCKING SUCKS TO WEAR A DRESS. She drove back to the mall and walked in. Surprisingly we won't recognised. I got some white heels with diamonds and some red flowers for my element! We were eating some sushi and sitting on the fountain and a random gust to wind flew in and took of my hat and glasses. It happened to Sunset too. Everyone stared and squealed. They started running to us like a herd of bulls.
"It's an emergency" I say and use my speed. We zoom out. We arrive and I just dust off the.. well dust and Sunset looks like she is gonna throw up. Priceless, that face is👌. I shove her into Rarity's and Fluttershy awaits me.
"Hi Dashie, will you help me pick a music style you would like at the wedding?" She asked in her soft, humble voice.
"You can bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it!" I say dancing dramatically. Fluttershy laughs at my High School Musical joke. We used to watch marathons of it when me and Fluttershy were in elementary school, along with Starwars and Pretty Little Liars. We knew it was too mature for us but I found It hilarious. I think I am seriously fucked up, you guys agree? Oh well lets get back to earth. I sit down with Fluttershy and she plays all her samples of music on her phone.
"Oh that one would suit my wedding perfectly!" I say.
"So you want Acoustic Rock played at the ceremony?" She asked.
"Swear on Camembert!" I say using Pinkie's husband's infamous catch phrase. We chuckled and she rushed off. Then Pinkie stood in front of me.
"Hi Dashie!! Wanna check out my decorations?!" She almost KILLED my ears.
"S-sure" I say with my ears still ringing. I swear she can run faster than my powers when it comes to fun and parties.
"Wow Pinkie you did an amazing job!" I say.
"I always do my best!" She says trying to impersonate my raspy voice.
"Oh Pinks, you know you such at impersonating me" I say.
"Mmhmm, OH WELL I will stick with my good old ME VOICE!" She yells.
"Yep" I tap her shoulder sarcastically and walk off, I sat down and was about to get comfortable and-
"Hey Dash how do you like the vows? let me read them to you" Twilight said and scared the fucking daylight out of me.
I just groaned.
"Yes Rainbow Dash, I know how it feels for you, a lot of work but I know what I'm doing, I've been married before" she said
"Yeah I know" I replied and rolled my eyes. The vows were actually pretty good, lol. She walked off after I approved. Ok so, I have helped Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Sunset.. hmm OH APPLEJACK! I run into the kitchen.
"Hey AJ!" I shout.
She jumps.
"Oh her Rainbow Dash!" She replied.
"What'cha planning on cooking?" I asked. She showed me a list of all the foods.
"Mmm that would be great!" I said
"Thanks!" She replied. I walked out of the kitchen and grabbed my bag, I left and went home. It was such a coincidence because Soarin came home like 3 minutes after me haha. He looked exhausted.
"So... how was your day with the boys?" I ask.
"It was so dreadful and stressful that I don't want to talk about it" he replied exhaustedly.
"Same" I said and we sighed. I grabbed the remote. I turned on the TV and it said:
'Rainbow Dash and Sunset Shimmer, shopping in the Canterlot Mall, also Soarin Skies with Husband of Sunset Shimmer shopping in the markets' We looked at each other and said in unison "UGHH" and we dropped our heads backwards onto the back rest of the couch.

Sorry for not updating in a long time, I was just busy with what's it called... LIFE. Will be updating more often now though! Stay tuned for more chapters! Bye!
-RainbowDashlover20