Another quote to brighten your day.... or night. :P
"Some people just need a high-5....
In the face....
With a chair"
Comment if you've ever wanted to give someone a high-5 in the face with a chair...! I know i have.... *sigh* \(^~^)/ - Carly Reed, aka @TheWaffleHouse
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"Oh no. Nothing good comes from Evora thinking! Everyone duck and cover!"
"You jackass."
"Haha!"
"Well I was just thinking that maybe one day you can call me first."
"I think that can be arranged."
"I'd like that."
"Me too."
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Dialing: 416-571-6377, Evora Davis
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"Hey there Evora Davis."
" Oh no. No, no, no, no."
"What! What happened!?"
"Please tell me that is not my name you have for me in your contacts."
"Oh my god. You scared me shitless! I thought this was a serious matter!"
"It is a serious matter!
"Oh my lord. Okay then rate this matter on a scale of 1 - 10, ten being the highest."
"10"
"..."
"What?"
"10? This matter of having you name, your real name, in my contacts is a number 10 on your emergency scale!?"
"Yes."
"Jesus Evora. Then let's say you call me and you have just been shot in a mass shooting and you don't have long to live. What number would that be?"
"Uhhhhh... maybe around a 7, maybe 8."
"A SEVEN?"
"Yeah, is that wrong!?"
"Ummm... to be honest.. yeah a bit."
"How!? I find a lot of passion in having my choice of name in your contacts. It shows you who I am. Like whenever I get a call your text from you, it says Smexy Scotty. See? Cute and awesome. But my name? Evora Davis? God it sounds like your intern or something."
"But getting shot is like, eh whatever?"
"Kinda. I mean I could just go to the hospital. Plus why would I be calling you if I'm not already in a hospital? I'm not just gonna be lying in the middle of the street like, 'Hey Scott!? What up! Oh yeah I forgot to tell you I just got shot! Ha isn't that funny!?'... No! No im am not going to do that."
"Well when you put it like that...-"
"Plus I like having a cool name in people contacts."
"Alright. I surrender. Your argument is better then mine."
"I know."
"Modest much?"
"Worried much?"
"Yes, I am worried. For your safety."
"Psft..."
"Anyways.. what do you want your name to be in my contacts?"
"I'm not sure."
"All of this... and you're not sure?"
"Yup."
"Well just choose anything."
"Anything?"
"Anything."
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"Best Friend."
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HIIIII.. Soryy for the late update and a somewhat useless and short chapter. Better one next time I promise!! Xoxo
\(^~^)/ - Carly Reed, aka TheGirlWhoIsWritingInGeographyClass
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