Dan Howell Smut

Getting drunk with Dan and Phil

The year was 2009. It was in the middle of your summer holidays and Phil and you was sure the small chandelier who was hanging from Phil's ceiling would fall down on you any second now. That's how much the house was shaking. Your big brother who's the same age as Martyn (Phil's big brother) took the opportunity to have a huge party at Phil's house as both of your families was on holiday. That also included you staying over at Phil's. You had tried playing Monopoly but the bricks was spread all over the floor because of the shaking. After a while the two of you gave up and ended up doing your own things with Muse playing in the background. "Why is your house shaking and why can I hear your music all the way over here?" You suddenly heard Dan's voice say. He was on the phone with Phil. "Because our brothers are having a party and you only live a block away, so I'm not shocked you can hear it" Phil said annoyed. "So they're having a party? Well that gives me an idea..." Dan said with slick voice. "Oh, I think I know what he means" You said and gave Phil a smirk. "Oh no, I think I know where this is heading" Phil said not too cheerfully. "Y/N, you get the vodka since Phil can't do anything without getting caught. We'll meet at the spot in 15." Dan said and hung up. You could see Phil wasn't too excited about this, so you tried to cheer him up. "Come on, Phil. It'll be fun! I promise that you wont regret it, okay? It's summer for fuck's sake, loosen up" You said and shook his arm. Soon enough you saw a smile creeping onto his face. "Alright, I promise I'm gonna have fun."

About five minutes later you were ready and headed downstairs. "Make sure no one catches you, especially not your brother!" Phil said as he gave you one last glance and carefully headed out the door. You walked over to the table where all the bottles and food was stood. As you looked around the first thing that caught your eye was a bottle of Smirnoff. "Bingo" you whispered to yourself as you quickly grabbed it and ran outside. "Hey!" You heard a loud voice behind you yell, but you didn't even dare to look back. "Run!" You said to Phil as you arrived outside. He looked confused at first but soon followed.

"Danny boy!" You yelled out as you and Phil arrived to your secret spot. Your secret spot was a hill that had a beautiful view of the ocean. This place was filled with memories, both good and bad. You remember your first boyfriend breaking up with you here, but later that night getting comforted by Phil. Luckily not many people knew about this place. "Ugh, I hate Smirnoff" Dan said as he reached for the bottle and smelled it. "Pussy" you said and took a sip from the bottle. "That all you have?" Dan said taking a mouthful from the bottle and making a horrible face as he swallowed. You and Phil laughed at him as you sat down on the green grass, having the sunset in the background.

A while later you were all pretty drunk, because if not you wouldn't have come up with this idea; "Let's all make out with each other" you said with a grin on your face. "Wait, are you serious?" Dan asked. You smirked at him and looked at Phil who had the same smirk as you. You leaned closer to him and kissed his soft, rosy lips. You would probably regret this tomorrow, but god his lips felt so good. You felt his tongue asking for entrance, which you gladly accepted. Your hands went into his messy, black hair and you were enjoying this way too much then you like to admit. The two of you pulled away a while after, when you were sure Dan had gotten jealous enough. "Your turn" You said as you crawled on your fours towards him. You lifted his chin up with two of your fingers and looked deep into his eyes before you planted a kiss right on his lips. You got a bit closer to him so you could sit down on his lap and soon enough his tongue was inside your mouth. It was a heated kiss and Dan was honestly a much better kisser than you thought he would be, but not as good as Phil...

"Now you two" You said as you pulled away from Dan. You expected that they would refuse to do it, but they didn't even hesitate. You carefully watched as Phil got closer and closer to Dan. As their lips touched you felt yourself biting your lip and actually really enjoying watching the two of them. After watching them for a little while you decided you wanted to join them because you were so turned on from watching. You grabbed Phil's face and kissed him as Dan went over to kissing your neck. That went on for a while until you started seeing the sunrise. That's when you knew you needed to get back home. "See you tomorrow then?" Dan asked as the three of you was stood outside the Lester's. "Yeah, totally" You said smiling at him. "Okay then..." He said kind of disappointed. You knew what he wanted. He turned around and started walking away. "Dan?" You said and walked closer to him. "Yeah-" he started but was quickly cut off by you giving him an intense kiss. "See you tomorrow" you said and winked at him as you and Phil wandered inside. The both of you easily fell asleep in his bed after a kind of strange night...

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