Trying to stuff the turkey and glaring at the person next to him: David Crosby
Is making crude remarks and inappropriate noises towards the turkey stuffer: Benmont Tench
Is drunk telling thanksgiving stories: Stevie Nicks
Is trying to put up Christmas decorations: Robert Plant
Is tearing down all the Christmas decoration, screaming it's still November you bastard!": John Bonham
The one humming Christmas songs and gets a can thrown at them: Pete Townshend
Threw the can: Randall Marsh
Is bitching about the cranberry sauce: Nick Mason
Has slathered themselves in said cranberry sauce: Greg Lake
(The only way you'll get Gypsy to eat cranberries 😂)
Is mashing potatoes with a hammer: Keith Moon
Has set the stove on fire: Roger Waters
Has stolen a sweet potato while everyone is distracted by the fire: Mike Campbell
Shown up wearing just a headdress and mocadsins: Bob Dylan
(I'm lovin' this dinner so far!! 😉)
Has stolen the pie in the window without anyone's knowledge: John Entwistle
Is dressed like a giant turkey threatening to eat everyone: Carl Palmer
Is trying to eat a whole jar of Pickled Eggs: Roger Meddows Taylor
Has spiked the cider: Tom Leadon
Is wearing the cornucopia as a hat: Gene Clark
Is chasing the turkeys with a cleaver while another person scolds them for being drunk: John Paul Jones x Gram Parsons
Is trying to free the wild turkeys in the back but they turn on him: John Lennon
Is making turkey noises encouring the wild turkeys to attack the turkey free-er: Tom Petty
Is drunk on Wild Turkey and believes they are one, and yes is attacking the turkey free-er with them: Keith Emerson
Is propositioning anyone in the room if they wanna have so fun with the ice cream: Paul McCartney
Is spraying Pumpkin Spice spray on everything: Michael Clarke
Is napping on the couch eating a pillow in their sleep: Chris Hillman
Has lost their pant and are walking around looking for them: Stan Lynch
Is eyeballing the food before them and is making lewd comments of what they're going to do to it: Joan Baez
Has brought alcohol to this dinner party: Freddie Mercury
Is watching Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving special on tv: EmmyLou Harris
Has changed the channel to Thanksgiving Day (a cheesy horror movie): Roger McGuinn
Is the one always asking if the food is done yet: Ringo Starr
The one watching football on the other tv, swearing at it: Stu Sutcliffe
Is smuggling fake fruit in their clothing that they found on the table: Brian May
Is making up inappropriate bar songs to go with Thanksgiving Feast: Roger Daltrey
Is flirting with a stuff turkey after having drank the entire bowl of cider: Syd Barrett
Opens a beer during prayer and gets glared at: David Gilmour
The person telling a graphic recount of the story of Thanksgiving: Ron Blair
The person who wants to re-enact the First Thankgiving: John Deacon
The person who drank all the smuggled booze and is streaking while carrying a turkey yelling I must save my child from you monsters!!: Todd Rundgren
Is running after them and recording the whole thing, screaming this is going on YouTube!: Jimmy Page
Is all decked in Turkey printed clothing hugging another person who is muttering how they hate Thanksgiving: George Harrison x Rick Wright
I had to post it early being I'm going away for the day tomorrow so happy holidays guys ❤
~ 💘
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Random"Well I wish I was a bluebird Honey, I'd just fly away And look down over my shoulder At the country down below."~Tom Petty [Continuation of "Who You Callin' Moon Pie?!"]
