Neighbours At War » Muke ✓

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Michael was beginning to worry. Luke hadn't done anything a week after declaring war and just walking away, leaving Michael confused as heck. But when Michael woke up on Tuesday, he knew it was the day.

To start of the day he woke up at the time off seven in the morning, the usual time, and started getting ready. As he pulled on his clothes he went to check how he looked in the mirror and nearly screamed when he realised it was dyed completely pink. He knew Luke would already be at work, so their would be no point screaming at him yet. Michael had to quickly make up a lie, and decided it was for breast cancer.

Next when he turned around, he noticed something wrong with his top. As he took it off he noticed a gigantic square hole that was pretty hard to miss now that he was looking at it. As he went back to his drawers to fine a new one, he noticed all were the same. Thankfully it could be avoided by wearing one top backwards underneath, as uncomfortable as it was.

He sighed as he wondered what else Luke would do. He soon found out as when he opened the fridge door, water came squirting out of a water gun directly onto his face, only to make thinks worse when he opened a cupboard and cheerios came falling all over him, sticking to his hair.

After quickly fixing that problem he got in his car and drove off, noticing how dark it was still yet taking no notice of it. He sighed as he pondered on the many ways he could kill Luke.

He got many more theories we he arrived at work and got sent home because it was his day off and three in the fucking morning. Luckily this meant Luke would be home so Michael could kill him then. As he slammed the door shut he marched into Luke's room to scream when he found a body hanging from the ceiling, neck covered in blood and bone sticking out,"So thats where I left that..."

Michael squealed and turned around to see Luke standing behind him, looking smug as he was eating his cereal, "Fuck you, that's not fucking funny!"

"You wish babe and it's all an act, don't worry."

"How long did this all take you?" With a shrug Luke sighed and placed his bowl on a table, taking down the rag doll, "Well... Depends how long you were sleeping but only about... Five hours. A couple minutes to change all the clocks, an hour or so to dye your hair, I had been doing the tops for ages now and uh... The water and cheerio thing was just completely random but this doll I put up while you were away."

"That's actually really smart."

"My friend Louis taught me everything I know."

"You do realise I'm going to get you back good."

Luke only turned around with a smug smirk, "And I shall be waiting."

"You wont be waiting to long."

"Did I mention the pink looks so good in your hair? Oh, and that you scream like a girl?"

"Fuck off "uke."

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I hope this was funny ish, I have no idea how to write pranks so sorryif it's shite.

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