update: episode 9
finn.: okay stop with the jokes
hails🥀: without jokes there would be no hailey mae smith.
finn.: and is that so bad?
hails🥀: bro can you not.
finn.: whatever . i just wanted to say that you can't just be friends with all my friends and pretend that you're best friends with my best friends and be all friendly with my friendly friends.
hails🥀: friend count: 5
hails🥀: wow seemed more than five
hails🥀: anyways mike wheeler, you need to not
hails🥀: stop being a bitch and man up
hails🥀: i legit just met you guys
hails🥀: through textfinn.: im glad you realized it
finn.: and fyi im not a bitch
hails🥀: bye
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3 weeks later??
mills🌺💙: all you guys are being blessed btw
mills🌺💙:
caleb🤬: awesomeeeeeee
hails🥀: WHAT
mum🧜♀️: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
gatebub🍂: oh sheet
mills🌺💙: OH SHIZZLE IM SORRY
hails🥀: WHAT THE CHEESE STICKS
noah : o
hails🥀: first, idk you. second WHAT
mills🌺💙: shitshitshitshitshitshit
hails🥀:
hails🥀: is this some joke
hails🥀: cause i made contact name for you guys, and i made you my wifeyhails🥀: my trust doesnt go far
mum🧜♀️: .......
finn.: TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE STOPPED TALKING TO HER
hails🥀: can you shut up gosh
hails🥀: i just wanna have a day where you're not finn
hails🥀: finn wolfhard
hails🥀: woah
hails🥀: that means all of you guys are really hot
hails🥀: woahhhhhmills🌺💙: yeah i mean, look at me.
hails🥀: WOAH THAT MEANS SADIE WHO IS MAXINE IS MY Mum
hails🥀:
noah: woah
noah: i like you
gatebub🍂: i like how she just looks at how hot we are instead of how rich we are.
hails🥀: o yeah that to
hails🥀: but tHE FACEEEEhails🥀: okay but the fact is that finn is hot but annoying how does that even work.
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