1. Dyson Hand Dryer
wants you to know you used it;
it's so indiscreet -
noisy, vigorous motor.
Are noisy men the cleanest
frightening off the drips?
Cut back on cleaners -
encourage the lowly mites,
fleas, bugs, rats and mice.
Let's look out the recipes -
billionaire businesses.
2. Bruising bosses bash,
batter, abolish, and crush
childlike potential.
I don't like Monday;
I've got Friday on my mind -
damn the work that binds.
3. Clever professionals
fatten while their servants sweat;
foresight and hindsight
should make floors dust-resistant
thinning out the slaves.
Then they'll have to stretch their minds
to find work for idle hands -
idle hands might overturn
breaking up the old cleft sticks.
4. Roadsweepers wear out
their stiff brushes; our litter
keeps them hard at it.
Whatever it cost
the best-laid tarmacadam
splits and separates.
