Nick McCarthy looks like these things:
- Coconut Head
- a forgotten Beatle
- Ted Cruz but only if you believe
- the sad manager of your local supermarket
- the even sadder manager of your local bowling alley
- dead
- a popular Vine dad who lost it after Vine shut down
- Matty B in 30 years
- depression if it was a human
- a pale Carvel employee
- a Tim Burton character impersonator
- the founder of tumblr
- a big brother contestant from the south
- 2005 Nick if he did a lot of drugs
- Tony Hawk playing a dead body in CSI Miami
- that weird kid from middle school who always ate cheerios in class and asked if there was homework when everyone was about to leave
- a ventriloquist
- a man who has a secret banjo
- the kid who has no social life so he tutors people 24/7
- he co-founded the website www.realmenwearvests.com
- a kid in a Puffs tissues commercial
- a 4th grader who wears exclusively sweater vests and Angry Birds t shirts
- middle school bully who takes your crayons but gives them back
- young jacksfilms
- 2011 jacksfilms
- a four year old child who is mad at his mom for making him get a bowl cut
- Lord Farquaad
- human Shrek
- a hillbilly
- twelve
- an angry peacock
- a Little League Baseball coach
- a character in one of those movies in which a child becomes a full grown man
- Uncle Kracker
- a Civil War Union soldier
- the first person to get eliminated in any episode of Chopped
- a Guinea pig
- a six year old from the 80s that was told the apocalypse was coming so he hid in an underground shelter and emerged in 2017
- his bomber jacket is from Forever 21 and has 'I'm loco for Coco Puffs" on the back but he didn't realize until it was too late and just rolled with it
- a manboob
- a firebird ballet dancer
- the founder of Seattle Gay News
- His Damn Self
- a yogo
- a NASCAR driver named Chet
- an uncle
- play dough
- the human embodiment of winter 2012-2013 New England frat boy Reddit
- a Lush employee who won't leave you alone
