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•Saizo Kirigakure•

Character: Saizo Kirigakure
Word Count: 666
Title: Eat A Dick
SWD Game: Ninja Love
°Requested°
~Funny~
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Saizo has been through a pretty rough break up recently. They had been through a lot of conversation about it but this time it was the conversation.

"It's over..." Y/N said sadly. "We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again" Y/N explained. "It's over, we're unhappy" Y/N said. "We need to take a break from us to make this right again. And even though it's not gonna go any further, I swear I don't regret a second of it. And when the dust has settled I hope we can still be friends" Y/N smiled at him.

"Eat a dick" Saizo said. "Eat a dick, eat a fucking dick like this" Saizo showed her how to "eat" a dick with the lollipop he was eating. "Put on your dick eating gloves get ready to gobble a dick up, if you don't like this dick snitch, eat a dick bitch" Saizo said.

Y/N sighed. "I think I made the right decision" "Okay you're angry, I can see that, but you don't need to make this harder than has to be, I tried to speak to you but you won't listen-" "Eat a dick" Saizo cut in. "Hold on, please just let me-" "EAT A DICK" "Oh My God, honestly are you fucking five? I'm trying to talk this out, you refuse to even listen to me" Y/N said. "I-I am saying how I am feeling, okay? And you're saying, eat a dick over and over again. Does that seem mature to you?" Y/N asked Saizo. "No it doesn't, but see I think the issue is, I got my father's temper, I'm emotionally inarticulate, so rather than being honest and vulnerable, I've been a quick switch because I'm hurting inside and I'm trying to hide it so-" Saizo was now crying. "Eat a dick bitch" Saizo said. (I cannot hear this part properly after this Eat A Dick Bitch part)

Saizo hugged his knees. Y/N then looked softly at the crying man and got close to him and patted his back. "I didn't think you'd cry for me... I didn't think you'd care, I thought you were lashing out in anger, but now I see you're scared..." Y/N said to him. "I'm scared too, maybe we can work this out and not break up" Y/N's eyes softened. Saizo looked up at her and smiled, his eyes were a bit red from crying. "Really?" He said sounding happy.

"NO" Y/N said and then kicked Saizo down to the ground while he was still hugging his knees. "LICK MY CLIT" Y/N said savagely. "LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT! YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT" Y/N said standing up and making Y/N look like she was much more bigger than Saizo. "I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU, GET ME WETTER THEN SCREW, SORRY YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN. LICK THIS CLIT AND LEAVE SON" Y/N said showing Saizo her middlefingers.

(ಡωಡ)(ಡωಡ)(ಡωಡ)(ಡωಡ)(ಡωಡ)(ಡωಡ)(ಡωಡ)

"Good acting you two!" Hanzo said waving at the two. "I agree" Y/N's bestfriend, Y/BFF/N. "You Y/N are savage" Y/BFF/N pointed at Y/N. Y/N just chuckled. "I know" Saizo said giving her a kiss on the cheek.

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Author's Note:

#Unexpected
Give thanks to Bo Burnham, I got the idea from him, not really sweet but I enjoyed it. I don't know what's going on in my mind but sorry if this is VERY Unexpected. You can use that picture of a girl wearing shades and putting up her middle fingers. It's 11:30 so I have to sleep and my tablet is already 9%, I just made the song a bit shorter..? ANyways bai. Love Coffee.
#LICKMYCLITBITCH

Y/N = Your Name
Y/BFF/N = Your BFF's name

Eat A Dick⬇