|destroymonster|
After waiting around for hours 2:00 finally came around. Hoseok told me to wait outside and greet everyone so that's what I did. Not even five seconds later a group of five extremely good looking young men rushed in this direction.
When they were in front of the door all of them looked confused.
"What the hell? Jin hyung? What are you doing here?" Asked Taehyung. Yes, I know all of their names. I know all of Hoseok's friends and connections.
Jin raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean? You invited me"
"No I didn't"
Fuck.
"And this is Hoseok's house! What in the actual-"
"Why don't you try one of these pastries? They're yummy" I said shoving the plate in their direction. Taehyung looked at me weirdly. "Who even are you? And how do I know that you didn't poison these?"
I picked one up and popped it into my mouth. I have them all in straight rows so I know which have the drug and which ones don't. "Eat another one" he ordered. I popped another one into my mouth and smiled. "Just try one."
Everyone reached for a pastry and took at bite. "Wow this is really-...I don't feel too good" Jimin said. Once he said that everyone began coughing. Yoongi began wobbling a bit and ended up tripping over his own foot. Jimin tried to catch him but ended up falling too.
"You fucker. What did you put in here??" Yoongi cursed.
Only a hint of Ketamine. Not enough to cause serious side effects.
"I put some sugar and spice."
A few seconds later they were all laid out on the ground, unable to see, hear, or think properly. "Oops. Maybe I added a little extra something in there."
***
|notursunshine94|
Namjoon and I waited around for everyone to wake up. We would've just woken them but they all looked so cute that we couldn't find it in our hearts to disturb them.
Both Namjoon and I spent our time bothering Jimin. Like the creeps we are we touched his skin to see how soft it was, we played with his hair, poked his abs. I think you get the picture.
After about two hours they began waking up. The first to get up was of course Seokjin. "W-what the... why am I tied up? Why do I feel so funny? What happened to the gathering??" Namjoon and I both went over to him and waved.
"Hello Kim Seokjin. You're now in my secret lair. We can't tell you what we need you for yet but just know that you're gonna have a whole lot of fun" Namjoon told him. He pushed his glasses up and smiled at him.
Seokjin glared at him. "I'm not helping you do anything. You kidnapped me and tied me up next to," he looked beside him. "What are my babies doing here?! Taehyung! Jungkook!"
He started attempting to attack Namjoon but he was stuck. "Untie me right now!"
"No. And if you don't stop yelling we'll put tape on your mouth. Now be a good boy and hush"
The next person to wake up was Yoongi which means that we're in for a lot of profanity.
"Hoseok, what the fuck is this?! When I get out of these handcuffs I'm going to kick your ass so I suggest you start praying" he threatened.
Does he not see that Namjoon and I have the upper hand here?
"What if you never get out of them?"
"I'm not playing with you"
"I'm not playing either. This is the real deal my dear Yoongi"
He started cursing words that I will not repeat because I have some kind of morals and values (not).
Not too long after, Jungkook woke up. He blinked his tired eyes and looked around. "What's going on?" He asked in a raspy voice. Namjoon and I couldn't help but squeal at his cuteness. "Ahhh!"
"Hoseok? Where am I? Why is everyone tied up? Please don't say there are strippers. I'm a loyal boyfriend"
What the hell.
"No there are no strippers." He let out a sigh of relief. "Good."
Next was Jimin.
"Okay why am I tied up in a dark and spooky looking basement? Where's that cute little kid I spoke to on the phone?"
"You're looking at him" I said. Jimin poked out his lip. "You're not a child at all. Can someone please explain to me what's going on here?!"
"We will once this last idiot wakes up"
"Hey! Don't call Taehyung an idiot" Jungkook said defensively.
As if on cue, Taehyung's eyes fluttered open. He coughed a bit before speaking. "Hobi, what are you up to now? And who's that dorky looking guy? And why is everyone here"
I stood up and took a nice stretch. "You're all going to help us hack the whole country. And you have no choice but to do so because I have blackmail for days"
"That's was a good one" Namjoon said giving me a fistbump. Yoongi glared at us. "I'm not helping you do shit." "But you're my best friend. You're supposed to help me. It's your duty."
Yoongi sighed. "Fine. But I'm not doing anything too illegal."
"Great. Anyone else care to say something smart while you still can?" Namjoon asked them. Jin raised his hand. "I'd like to say that you look like a dork with those thick framed glasses."
Namjoon cleared his throat and took his glasses off. "Looks don't define a person" he said. I could just feel the temperature rising in the room. He's so freaking hot with or without glasses.
Come on, someone had to say it.
"It would be highly appreciated if you didn't eye-rape Namjoon while I'm right here" Taehyung said.
Hehe someone's jealous.
"I'm sorry Taehyung but Namjoon's my #1 partner now." Even Namjoon looked surprised when I said that. A cocky grin grew onto his face. "You hear that Taehyung? I'm his #1"
Taehyung rolled his eyes. "Just get me out of these handcuffs."
