Little Things

First

»Is your dad a preacher?«, someone asked while I wiped the counter. I looked up and saw a young man in his early twenties. Plus, he was handsome.
»Erm, excuse me?«, I asked confused and chuckled.
»'Cause girl you are a blessing.«
I laughed awkwardly and washed my hands.
»Oh boy, you are creeping me out.«, I murmed while ignoring him.
»Well, I'm sure, I am not dressed up as a zombie but if I were, I would totally eat you first.«
»Okay, what do you want? On todays menu is pumpkin pie and sweet potato fries.«
»Isn't it a little bit too early to offer Thanksgiving stuff?«
I sighted.

»You know, tonight is Halloween.«, I explained.
»Oh, is it why you dressed up as a tree?«
Well, with my brown hair and eyes I looked more like a tree than he, with his pale skin and blonde hair.

»'Cause you're giving me wood.«
»Okay, I'm ignoring you.«
And again, he smiled attractively at me, while coming nearer.

»Is this a pick up line?«, he asked excited and nearly grabbed my hand.
»I don't think so. I'm just trying to get rid of you because you're beauty is blending me.«
He grinned at me and came nearer. Too near.
»Oh, Babe. You're a fast learner. Can you do me a favor? No, two favors.«
»I don't know, babe. Can I? Because I am not sure. You are so beautiful, you're distracting.« And I wasn't even lying.
»Because this is really important for me.«
»Go ahead, golden boy.«

»Thanks, you are a lifesaver. First, I really need a coffee, black, without sugar and can you please touch me?«
»Yes and no.« Why would he touch a girl like me anyways.
»Do you want your coffee small, large or regular?«
»I'll go with large and I want to tell my friends that a beautiful angel touched me today.«
«Oh, boy. I am sure you have a lot of friend who are love you without a beautiful angel touching you. And by the way. I'm really flattered.«
»That's my job.«

»Yeah, you're coffee. Black, without sugar and large. Three pounds, please.«
»Thank you and again, you are a lifesaver.«
»That's my job.«

»And I think I need a pumpkin pie. But of course, I would totally carve your pumpkin.«
»You funny boy.«
«And golden boy, beautiful boy, creepy boy, baby boy. Next time, it'd be my boy.« I added.