I am black.
I am a female.
I am gay.
Basically I'm Trumps worst nightmare.
Except I'm not Mexican
But he hates blacks and gays and females so I'm going with it
Antyways, as a black person, I would do the following:
Speak in broken English
Wear weaves
Have big lips
Love watermelon and fried chicken
I don't speak in broken English because that's dumb as hell and you know it.
I like my natural hair, thank you very much.
....
EVERYBODY LOVES WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN (except for my sister, she's allergic to watermelon)
As a woman I'm basically supposed to work hard in the kitchen and be all feminine
HA YOU THOT
Also I got a question...
How is the woman supposed to do all of the housework, look after the children, and have their own job along with that, but the man is still the man of the house?
What type of backwards logic?
And also I'm gay so..like
I'm supposed to be gay
So I fit that criteria
But why do people on earth act like we got a disease.
Y'all not worried about catching STDs, Herpes, or other sexually transmitted diseases but y'all worried about 'catching the gay'?
That's dumb.
Actually ding dong diddly dumb.
You know what my favorite stereotype is though?
White people
It's so funny cuz most of them are true.
And us colored folk can laugh about it behind your backs.
In horror movies especially.
How y'all wanna split up? Or pass a perfectly working car?
And the logical black people die because of your decisions.
That's funny.
YOU ARE READING
Random Thoughts
RandomCopying off of Ashleen, but i dont care. Having insomnia has its perks a few times. Heres a series of random thoughts that run through my mind in the middle of the night.
