adventure time x reader (One shots)

Cold (Marshall Lee x vampire!reader)

It was night time

You took your stuff and moved into this house covered by trees it's like, a forest person domain you guess.

Perfect place for you, a vampire.

You missed Aaa, it's been a while since you've been out for like, years,decades or maybe centuries even.

But hey, how could you possibly keep track when you were busy having fun in kicking random monster ass. (also sucking human blood once you find one which is rare so you go ahead and stick to animal blood even if it's not as good)

Before you went in you saw a familiar figure-wait...this figure looks more like the person who always gives you a pain in the ass...or to be specific...IS a pain in the ass because this person, demon-human or whatever is a vampire hunter "Back to Aaa already~?" he asked playfully.

you rolled your eyes"well if it ain't Marshall Lee the vampire slayer-"

"Vampire king"

"WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU-..." you suddenly realized he DID smell like one and notice his bite marks and his fangs and the obvious fact that he's currently hovering.

"h-how...?" you stuttered in shock, after all that nearly killing you stuff he just...turns into a vampire...wow great plot-twist.

He rubbed the back of his head "Yeah, I'm kinda like the last vampire until YOU came back" you glared at him furiously "you're going to stake me aren't you?" he pouted "well, I know I should buuuuuut I guess I'll spare you since you just got here"

you laughed "SERIOUSLY? HAVE YOU TURNED THIS SOFT?" you continued to laugh "YOU ARE A VAMPIRE NOW! AND SON OF A DEMON! YOU ARE A POWERFUL BEING!"

"Hey, that's a sensitive subject."

"Suuuuure"

"What a nice way of greeting"

"Get used to it, I greet everyone like this."

"No wonder why you look so alone."

"Okay, wow"

"Oh was that a touchy subject? My bad~"

You glared at him and he put his hands up in surrender.

"Anyways, All that said and done, Marshall Lee is OUT! PEACE!" he winked at you and flew off

That guy, he has some nerve to do that! you just...hate him...REALLY hate him because he always almost nearly killed you back then. It sounded grammatically incorrect but, whatever.

You then decided to fix your place, tomorrow's another night, you need to find food.

*the next night*

You heard rustling in the bushes already when you literally just got out of the house.

You sniffed, it was a human...perfect timing, you haven't eaten in weeks

You creeped behind the bushes and saw a girl with her pet cat.

You licked your lips, ready to attack but then- "I wouldn't do that if I were you~"

UUUUGHHH! HIM? AGAIN? "What do you think you're doing?!" you asked him ferociously

he replied "what do you think YOU'RE doing?! SHE'S THE LAST HUMAN IN Aaa!"

you ignored his warning and replied "then I'll make it count"

you prepared yourself again but he floated to you covering the view of your prey, annoyed, you raised an eyebrow "are you hitting on her?" you asked since it seems he is.