I'm Pubesent

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"Would you stop staring at me" Mike pleads getting nervous by Ned watching him like a hawk.

"It's freaking me out." Ned admits.

"It's freaking me out! I'm pubescent!" he exclaims while he was icing his... uh...area.

"Umm, Oka-," Ned was cut off by a ring at the door. "I bet that's your sister!" he points out, making Mike spring out of his seat, still icing his head to follow Ned to the front. Mike takes a look from the cloudy side window, only to catch a glimpse of a smaller figure. He nods for Ned to do the honors of opening the door to see his seventeen year old twin sister.

"Charlotte?" Mike asked making sure that it was.

"Ya, it's me!" she nodded her head.

"Come on in," he invited into the house shutting the door behind him. "What happened to you?"

"I can ask you the same thing" she countered back at him.

"Huh?..."

"You have a bag of peas." she explained pointing to his head.

"Oh that! Long story," he concludes.

"And the transformation" she gestures to his seventeen year old body.

"I do not really know. It involved a storm and vortex in the river, falling off a bridge a surviving! It all happened too fast. " he mumbled as we settled into the kitchen.

*Charlotte's POV*

"So what'cha got.....?" I ask them, dumping my purse on to the floor beside an empty chair.

Ned starts explaining, "So, uh....it's a classic transformation story. It appears in the literature time and time again. Uhhhh...Were you at any point shot by a gamma ray?" he questions us scrolling through his mess.

"No" Mike simply answered.

"Exposed to gamma radiation of any k-" "No, Ned!" Mike cut him off.

"No? You wouldn't see it..... Okay, that eliminates these and those and most of that side. Are you now or have you ever been a Norse god, vampire, or time-traveling cyborg?" I start giggling to what Ned said.

"I've known you since, what, first grade?" Mike starts arguing with him getting a little annoyed.

"We would have told you!" I added getting annoyed.

"Vampire wouldn't tell. Cyborg wouldn't know." he simply answers.

"Just shut up" Mike demands.

Ned only sighs, "Okay, if it's not any of those. I guess, um, we're looking at your basic...spirit guide transformation magic." Ned picks out a suitable book out of his .... I don't know what it's called, making Mike sit up properly paying attention to what Ned has to say. Interested. "That's kind of a biggie, actually. That is here. When the hero.. I guess that's... I guess, you two." he explained.

"Hmph" Mike pouted at Ned who was stating the obvious.

"Uh, is transformed by his spirit guide to set him on a new path." Ned finished.

"Which is what?" I bluntly ask.

"Do I look like your spirit guide?" Ned answered sarcastically. Mike throws away his bag of peas onto the table trying to think.

"The janitor." he says.

"Oh, the janitor." Ned echoes dramatically.

The janitor? "I think Mister Molina would be my best bet." I state making them turn their heads to me. "What? Let's go!" I say changing the subject.

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