Chapter 2

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by TheWordsUnsung

by TheWordsUnsung

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THIS IS WHEN THE STORY STARTS

Jack's POV

If you haven't read the first chapter, you might as well do it now, otherwise you won't get why there was a dragon in my oven. Maybe you don't even after you read it. I know I don't, but that doesn't matter. Just go ahead.

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"We should go back inside, it's getting kind if damp in here." I said, aiming at the rain that was poaring down on us. A single raindrop slit its way down Dean's cheek. Like a slug.
Back inside we sat down on the sofa. "We should probably burry him sometime soon." I said. Dean nodded.
"Will be quite hard to find a place where we can burry a dragon without to much notice." Now that I think about it I don't really get how that 12 feet tall dragon even got out of my flat without completely distroying my everything and waking up the whole neighborhood. But I guess the writer of this story is just to lazy to find a reasonable explanation for that.
"You know we could always just put it back in the oven." Dean said.
"You want to put a dead dragon in my oven?"
"Yeah, I mean you didn't use it anyway."
"Yeah, okay, fair enough."

~ in de kitchin ~

"Do you think it's gonna fit in there?"
"Well, it has to right?" Dean said as he open the ovenlit or door. Just that thing that in front of it that makes the heat stay in the thing. That thing.
"It doesn't look that big at all." I said.
"Maybe it's a magic oven!" Dean replied. I sighed.
"Of course Dean. Let's magicly get rid of that dragon that still out there on the street by the way."
"Yeah, alright. I was just wondering..." He mumbled as he stuck his head in the oven.
"What are you doing?"
"I don't know. I just though that if you can store a dragon in there, maybe you could like rent it." I let out another sigh.
"Dean, it's 4 am. I really want to go to sleep now. Can we get his over with."
"Jack." He said.
"Dean." I replied.
"You've got to see this."
"No! All I want to see is a spiderman bedding and the inside of my eyelids."
"That's just gross."
"Fuck off."
"No, but seriously come and see this."
"Fiiiiiiine." And so I also crouched down in front of the thing. I bend down to see what he was talking about. The inside of the oven was blue.
"Are ovens supposed to be blue?"
"No, Jack they're not."
"I should really talk to this about my landlord..."
"Wait, let me see again." But instead of pushing me to the side, I fell forward into the oven. and then I kept falling. And it kept going. And there was more an more blue until I hit something soft, pink and slimy. It hurt. I think I broke my everything. After letting out a load groan, I heard a noise that became louder and louder and when I opened my eyes I saw something come at me that became bigger and bigger.
"No no no no-" But before I could roll away he landed right on top of me. Well, if I hadn't broken anything at first, I sure as shit have now.
"Fucking fuck hell fuck!" I yelped.
"Dean why did you go down as well! How the hell do you think we're going to get up there again?"
"I didn't mean to. Your cat pushed me in."
"I don't have a cat."
"Oh yeah, I was already thinking that on the way down."
"Grand. Can you get of me now?"
"Meh, I kind of like it. You're soft." He smiled. I gave him a death glare.
"Fuck off." I said and pushed him of me.
"Eeww!" He yelled when his back hit the slimy carpeting.
"What is this? It feels like a big pile of chewing gum." He turned over and licked it.
"It doesn't taste like chewing gum." I looked to the right.
"Dean." I said.
"Although, maybe it's just really old and lost it's-"
"I think I know what this is..."

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