"So this is my apartment," Tessa said as they walked through the door. James's face was filled with disgust, "You're kidding right? This is the ugliest apartment i've ever been. Why are there diet coke cans everywhere?" Tessa got mad and said "Why don't you shut up you ugly ass bitch or I'll shove a diet coke down your throat." James shrugged, "Okay fine. Can you give a lit af apartment tour?" Tessa's face filled with glee, "UM DUH!" Tessa showed James her front door which had been painted orange but Tessa didn't like orange so she painted it green but then the colors mixed together and now her door is brown. "Here," Tessa said, "Is my living room. I spend most of my time here when I'm with jetood or receiving dick pics." James looked around at the small space filled with a small couch, a lawn chair, and an old stool Tessa uses as a coffee table. There was a rug on the ground that had a big photo of Jacob Sartorius on it. Hanging up on the wall was a photo of Harry Styles holding a koalala and the photo said "Harri and me 4ever". Tessa smiled and admired her beautiful living room. Next was the kitchen, "This is my RADICAL ASS KITCHEN BITCH" Tessa screamed for no reason at all. "I make mac and cheese and cereal in here and sometimes toast when I'm feeling really spicy. I have a very strict diet of cereal for breakfast, calzones for lunch, and maybe chinese food or mac and cheese for dinner. I've been working really hard for this super health oriented diet and I'm proud of it." James nodded, "I really like your kitchen you have a lot of diet coke. Your crusty stove and broken fridge are really cool." Tessa was so happy, she loves her kitchen.
Tessa walked into her bedroom. James nearly fainted at the sight of the makeup everywhere. "This is my room. I do most of my stuff in here like cry, eat, and do makeup." Tessa loves her house she has great pride in it. Just then Jetood walked in. James gasped, "Oh my gosh whats her name?" Tessa's happiness turned to anger. "It's him and its JETER!" James said sorry. Tessa took James out of her room, "that's enough. sit on the couch I'm getting myself a diet coke." James stopped her, "Can I have one?" Tessa was fuming, "You already insulted Jetood and now you have the au freakin dacity to ask me for a diet coke. no. the way this date is going so far mister, you are NOT gonna get anything tonight."
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Hey Sisters! Tessa and James Forever 😘
RomanceTessa and James go out on their first date and it gets spicy
