Chapter 5: An Attempt To Erase

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SpongeBob SquarePants became very successful in the 31 years he's lived.

Ever since he worked at the Krusty Krab, he's made a lot of money off of playing numerous roles in keeping the restaurant name up and running, including fry cook, waiter, and custodian.

The Krusty Krab became the Number 1 restaurant not only in its own town, but the entire ocean as well. It gained millions of dollars over time due to its growing popularity and success of its famed meal, the Krabby Patty. Plankton had to close the Chum Bucket. Who knows where he is now?

Anyway, SpongeBob got so rich, he retired after only 11 years of work. Mr. Krabs now has an empire, and SpongeBob is now set for life.

Good ol' 'Bob spent his life living with luxuries. He renovated his house and transformed it into a larger pineapple twice the size of his old one, and even prettier, too!

He had golden jellyfish nets, a few Rolex watches, numerous decors to his rooms, and other items other Bikini Bottom dwellers wished to have. He even had a diamond-studded toilet bowl!

He still sucks at driving, so that never changed. Instead, Gary has to be his chauffer and drive him around in his Boatgatti. However, he did buy a military weapon, one he swore never to use unless his own life depended on it.

And Gary went into the garage to find just that.

Next to SpongeBob's Iron Marlin CDs (Did I mention SpongeBob is a fan of heavy metal?) laid the ultimate weapon, and Gary was ready to use it. He slithered up the stairs with the weapon where DoodleBob was terrorizing the home of his owner.

Meanwhile, DoodleBob jumped at Patrick, but he rolled out of the way in time for his attack to miss.

"Yahhhh! Revenge!", DoodleBob yelled. He angrily threw SpongeBob's fridge at Patrick, but he caught it with his immense strength. Nobody else in Bikini Bottom could do what he did. He opened it and got distracted by a few spring rolls inside. He never knew SpongeBob ate Chinese food, mainly because Bikini Bottom is in North American waters, so Asia is far from where he lives. 

He eyed the food and his mouth began to water, until 3 line-like claws ripped through the fridge he held.

DoodleBob rips the entire fridge into thirds and roars, causing Patrick to fall on his behind and scream.

Just when Patrick thought it was over, both of them hear a whistle emanating from outside, and a loud BOOM followed. The entire left side of the house collapsed and caught fire, but it stopped after a few seconds because you know, underwater.

Both were sent flying from the shell shock. 

Patrick is the first to open his eyes and recover.

"What the barnacles?!", Patrick exclaims.

Only 10 feet away from the house was Gary, and he had the weapon.

An RPG (Rocket-Propelled Grenade Launcher).

Gary spoke in his snail dialect.

"Meow meow mow mow."

TRANSLATION:

You gon' get it now.

Gary focused on DoodleBob, watching his every move.

Squidward, playing his clarinet, drops his instrument after hearing the 100-decibel explosion and yells.

"Aaaaaahh!!! What the heck is going on out there?!", the poor middle-aged squid nervously screamed to himself.

Squidward's heart skipped a few beats just thinking of whether or not to go take a peek out the window of his house. He was afraid that his town was under attack by an attacking nation's troops.

"If I'm going to be drafted, I'll take a few things and leave. No foreign enemies are going to take MY exotic candies!", he said courageously (Ok, over candies, yeah.) before running over to his little box, grabbing all 75 of his bon bons, and ran outside through the back door.

Seconds later, he sees DoodleBob, and SpongeBob's house totaled. 

"Dear NEPTUNE, what happened in the few hours I slept?", he asked indirectly.

Suddenly, DoodleBob wakes up, and turns towards Squidward, who ran into his house for shelter. It doesn't take an enemy of DoodleBob to know that he's dangerous. 

Gary didn't care. Rather than giving a flying fish, he fired another shot from his RPG, and it DoodleBob turned around just to see the flaming projectile hit him square in the chest.

"Aaaaaaaaaayyaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh!!!", he yelled as a large hole formed in him. Luckily for DoodleBob, he has no organs, so he was still okay. However, he knew he was beat and he had to flee the scene. Gary wanted to chase him, but he is too slow. He's a snail, he can't go real fast. He loaded his weapon for another hit, but the injured DoodleBob leapt over a hill and a few rocks, out of Gary's firing range. 

"Meooooow meow."

TRANSLATION:

I'll get you next time.

Gary went over to SpongeBob and then Patrick to make sure they were not critically injured.

Moments later, the police and paramedics came. A male officer came to the scene.

"What happened?", the confused and horrified cop asked.

Patrick was confused. He never told the authorities the address during the call. Then he remembered. SpongeBob was rich and famous. His phone lines also contained info of his address were a tragedy to happen. It came in handy today.

SpongeBob opened one of his eyes. He's got a heck of a story to tell him.




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