Hello

Chapter 5

Italic is Alice

Bold is Noah

Phone Call:

"Hi!!!"

"Woah, you initiated two calls in a row in the past two days. To what do I owe this honor?"

"What? Can't I just call my friends to say."

"So we're friends?"

"Of course, you don't call someone at four a.m. if you aren't close."

"I mean that was an accident, you didn't know what time it was."

"Technicalities. Anyways, how are you?"

"Okay...this is weird. What do you want? Why are you being super friendly to me all of a sudden? Are you drunk? That is so irresponsible, it's only 5pm! Where are you? I can get off work to co-"

"I'm NOT drunk!"

"Of course you aren't. Can you tell me where you are though? I have a present for you!"

"I already told you I wasn't drunk, I'm just in a good mood! How irresponsible do you think I am?"

"Well, I mean-"

"That was a rhetorical question."

"Why? Afraid of the answer?"

"No, it's just that I don't care about the answer. Anyways I'm bored."

"Let's play 'I spy'"

"How do I know you won't cheat. I mean you could..easily....change your answer.....Hold up."

"What?"

"Hold up! Omg..No way...I am so stupid..."

"Wha....?"

"And you are a deceiving jerk!"

"Hey, don't throw around accusations!"

"You cheated when we were playing rock paper scissors the other day! You could've heard my answer and then just said whatever would defeat it so you could hear me sing!"

"Hehe, guilty as charged."

"You...You...You buffoon!'

"Buffoon? Really, who uses that word anymore?"

"I do!"

"*Cough* Nerd *Cough*"

"I am NOT a nerd, I just have an extensive vocabulary."

"Again with those brainy words."

"Shut up...you just ruined my good mood butthole."

"Butthole? Are we children now? Just say asshole, oh wait, sorry I forgot you don't like bad words do you, princess."

"Do...Not....call....me....Princess!"

"Why? It suits you."

"I hate you! I was in such a good mood!"

"Fine, fine I'll make it up to you since I cheated at rock paper scissors you can ask me of one thing and I will have to do it. Better?"

"...Hehehe anything..."

"...I think I might regret those words..."

"You...have to... give me... food!"

"Seriously? That's what you want? Out of all the things you could have asked for?"

"Fine, if you're gonna be like that then I want a full meal from Le Petit Grand Cafe. You work there right, so it should be easy."

"Do you have any idea how expensive that cafe is?! It takes months for reservations, and for a small cup of coffee it's like eight dollars!"

"*Sniff* B-but you cheated and you s-said I could pick anything..."

"Are..Are you for real sad about that?"

"...yes...I wanted to meet you too...."

"Oh my god...Woman..."

"*Sniff*"

"...Fine! I'll do it, come after closing hours and I can sneak you some food. No one will be around but I swear if I get fired I will-"

"YAY!! Thank youuuu!!! You're the best!"

"Yeah, yeah I know. Come at around nine tomorrow since it's Sunday we will be closing early. Knock on the door three times and I'll come to open it. Do you have any food restrictions?"

"Yeah, I'm vegetarian, but I do eat seafood."

"So pescetarian?"

"Yeah but vegetarian sounds a lot better."

"...Okay...I'll see you tomorrow then."

"Yup!"

"...."

"..."

"So...I'll see you later."

"I guess..."

"Bye..."

"Bye..."

After the conversation:

*Girlish squeals as she hugs her pillow* "I'm gonna finally meet him! Wait....Why am I so happy? I don't...no I can't I haven't even seen him...but....NO, I don't like him...yet...ugh whatever. For all I know he could be an ugly rapist or creepy drug addict....but his voice sounds so....UGH I need to get my mind off this...Now what to wear tomorrow..."

"I guess we're meeting up tomorrow, I wonder how she looks like? Wait....is this like a date or just a meet up. Does she like me? Or is this just a friend thing. Well dinner is more of a date...but it also could be like a business thing, but this isn't business...And it is at nine which is around 'date' time....Ugh why are women so confusing."