South park The Stick of Truth

Choosing sides

The next day a meeting was held in Kupa Keep. The elves were invited only so they could watch as the awesome Gigi joined The Humans. That is what Cartman planned after all. He knew his cousin was too awesome to join Kyle.

"When is she going to be here anyway, Wizard Fatass?" an elf known by the name of Stan said. "Hey! I'm not fat you fucking elf bitch! She'll be here when she gets here!" Both the humans and the elves wondered what was taking the girl so long. "She probablu ditched to do her make up or something" an elf said snobily. Cartman was about to unleash hell upon said elf, but a voice interrupted them. "Wow, great first impressions elf" the familiar voice of Gigi said. Cartmans eyes lit up, Gigi would definitely join his side now!
The elves and humans all looked at the girl, as she enteres Kupa Keep. She gave a bow towards the two king "Sorry I'm late, I was up all night saving Azeroth" she apologized playfully. "YOU PLAY WARCRAFT?!" Stan shouted. Gigi looked at the stranger and nodded, having not expected them to break character. "It's one of my favorite gamea, I have 2 realms full of level 110s of different classes" she said, then blushed and look away embarrassed "I uh... i have no life huh?" she said in embarrassment.
"Dude that's awesome! Horde or Alliance?!" Stan asked. Gigi looked at him and blinked, a huge smile spreading over her face. "Both, Though lately I've been playing Horde. Lady Sylvanas is HAWT" she said. There was silence in the crowd for a moment. Before Clyde spoke up "So your a lesbian". Everyone glared at Clyde who shrugged. "What? We were all wondering" he said.

Gigi laughed and shook her head "No Clyde, I'm Bisexual. I like both Male and Female" She explained. "oh" Clyde didnt say anything after that.
"mmmph mph!" Gigi looked at Princess Kenny. "What?" "Don't worry about it!" The elf king quickly said, having understood what the boy said clearly.
"riiiight... Anyway, I'm supposed to choose sides or something right?" Gigi asked, changing the subject. Both leaders nodded. "My name is Kyle, I am the King of Elves, and what is your name, fair maiden?" Kyle asked, getting back into character. Eric sent the Jew a glare. "My name is Gigi" the girl introduced. "I'm Stan!" The elf from before introduced. "pleasure to meet you both" Gigi said.
"Now let's see... Who's sode should I choose? The elves have already made a bad impression, but I can't just join the humans simply because Eric is my Cousin... What to do" Gigi thought aloud, not caring that everyone was listening in anticipation. Kyle made sure to hlare at the elf who haf apoken up before.
After a few moments, Gigi snapped her fingers as if she made her decision. "I choose..." the Elves and the Humans all listened closely. Both ready to cheer at their new comrade. "Ahhh, good boy Rufus!" The Elves and Humans blinked in confusion. They all looked behind them, towards the castle of Kupa Keep. Standing infront of the keep was a familiar dog... With a stick held firmly in its mouth. With a mighty leaped Rufus leaped over the group of teens and landed beside his master. Gigi gave her companion a pat on the head.
"Gigi... How could you?" Eric asked, betrayed. Gigi gave her cousin and apologetic look. "Relax, I'm only borrowing it. Whoever controls the stick controls the universe right?" Gigi said. Both the Humans and Elves looked betrayed, but grew curious. "borrowing it? For what?" Kyle asked.
Gigi shrugged "It was hard to choose a race... So I'm going to make my own... To do that I need to borrow the stick. I will return it later, and then my race shall begin the fight for it rightfully" Gigi explained.
Nobody liked the sound of that...But she did wield the stick now... And Cartman surprisingly wasnt putting up a fight. "I have an idea! What is Gigi makes a race, then we each have our best champion fight, and whoever wins gets Gigis race on their side" Clyde said, no lt wanting to lose the clever and attractive girl.
"that's not a bad idea, if she agrees?" Kyle asked, looking forward to possibly having a new race on his side.
Gigi shrugged "sure that works, I'll be back here by Tomorrow with my race to return the stick" Gigi said.
"Gigi, I will forgive you for this, only because I know whatever race you make will be awesome" Cartman said, surprising everyone. Gigi smiled and nodded "I shall make you proud Grand Wizard" She said playfully. The group of teens all said their goodbyes and went their seperate ways. They decidednto pause the game till Gigi finished with her race.
It wasnt very late in the day, so Gigi began to walk around town thinking of what her race would be. Rufus walked beside her, keeping his eye peeled for any possible threats as they walked. "What should we be Rufus? I want somethong awesome that will fit in well with the game! Maybe a Neko race, like in final fantasy! Or a  dwarven race! Ohhh maybe-" "AHHHHHHH" "STOP DROP AND ROLL DUDE!" "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!" Gigi looked at the sudden comotiom that had cut her off. A rather snobby looking Jock was rolling in the snow, his hair on fire with crimson flames. Beside him, was another jock, who stared at boys in fear. The boys seemed to be around Gigi's age. One was blonde and had the most adorable innocent face, the other had crimson locks, and a devious smirk on his features.

Gigi noticed when the devious boy snapped his fingers, the other jocks hair caught ablaze. Her eyes widened as she watched the scene. She shared a look with Rufus, then looked back at the boys, seeing the jocks start running off with burnt hair. "I know the perfect race..." Gigi said, while watching the blonde and the devil talk. Rufus gave a questioning bark, drawing the two boys attention by accident. Gigi looked away and smiled at Rufus. "Dragokin! Like warcraft! We can have different species of dragons as the different classes! Blue can be an ice wielding mage! Red can be a multiclass choosing between focus healing or focus damage! and theyll be ranged at both! Black can be a melee brute with some close range shadow magic! Oh! And bronze can be a support as well! Theyll do weak damage bit theyll grant buffs to the others! And the green ones can do damage over time and heal allies!!!"
"the hell are you rambling about?" the voice that once taunted the jocks asked. "Damien, be nice. I'm sorry about him, my name is Pip, might I ask what you were discussing with your dog?" Pip questioned trying not to offend.
Gigi looked at the two and smiled. (And I may have found my first two warriors) she thought to herself.
"Hello there, my name is Gigi. I was discussing a game I am playing with the boys. I am to make a new race, and your friend here gave me the perfect idea... And well, I was also wondering if you were interested in joining?" Pips eyes lit up, they hadnt been invited to play before! Pip gave Damien a pleading look, and the male rolled his eyes and sighed. "Very well Gigi... We will play this game, tell us what we must do." Damien said, he stared at her for a moment and sighed. "Also, my name is Damien. I am the literal son of Satan" he said, flashing an evil smirk. Gigi laughed "awesome!" definitely not the reaction he expected. Damien blinked in surprise and lookes away from the girl.
"Anyway! We're going to be a race of Dragokin! They're dragons that have mortal guises to blend in. Each flight has a different element and abilities." Gigi began to explain the race to them, jist as she had to Rufus. The two listened intently both happy to have someone to play with. Thougg one of them would never admit it.

(kenny didnt shout anything lude this time. He merely shouted "MARRY ME")