Introducing The Dragon Race!!!

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The Grand Wizard and The High Jew Elf King stood together rather reluctantly once more. The Elves and Humans sat beside eachother, as all awaited the arrival of the new race. 

"The hell is taking so long!" Cartman complained, it was just like last time, they were kept waiting while his cousin ran late. Douchebag shrugged, standing beside the Grand Wizard. "Maybe she was up late again" The High Jew elf stated. "Dammit she always pulls this shit" The grand wizard said in annoyance. 

"I swear if she's not here in the next couple minutes" Cartman was getting fed up with her lateness. He wouldn't have been so annoyed, had he not had to deal with the High Jew Elf.

"AROOOOOOOOOOO!" All eyes turned towards the entrance to Kupa Keep. Gigi's faithful companion stood there with pride. His head was held high as he gained the attention of the Elves and Humans. Both groups had to try not to laugh as they saw what he was wearing though.

"Aroo aroooo roooooo!" Rufus stopped his "speech" as a familiar Satanist stepped out beside him

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"Aroo aroooo roooooo!" Rufus stopped his "speech" as a familiar Satanist stepped out beside him. The Satanist was dressed in black cardboard armor, he had makeshift horns on his head, and fake black wings on his back. "FOOLISH MORTALS! BOW DOWN FOR THE ARRIVAL OF OUR GREAT QUEEN!" Damien yelled to the crowd, when he saw the Humans and Elves not moving, he used his powers and made them all kneel. "AAAH WHAT THE FUCK BRAH!" Cartman yelled, trying to stand to his feet but he couldn't.

"AND NOW! PATHETIC MORTALS! YOU SHALL BE BLESSED WITH THE PRESENCE OF OUR GREAT QUEEN!!!!" Another familiar boy soon joined Damien. The British boy, Pip was dressed in a rather girly outfit. He too had fake horns on his head, along with a crescent moon on his forehead, and fake green wings on his back.

 He too had fake horns on his head, along with a crescent moon on his forehead, and fake green wings on his back

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  (They're all wearing normal clothes under their armor)

"All hail the queen I say!" He cheered happily.  Both him and Damien turned towards the door and gave a bow. Rufus following suite.

Shortly after Gigi stepped out, a toothy smile on her face as she faced her two comrades. She had more followers, but they were to wait at her own Kingdom (her house) while this meeting went underway. In her hands, rested the stick of Truth, the object that both the Elves and Humans fought for, and now, the Dragons would be too.

 In her hands, rested the stick of Truth, the object that both the Elves and Humans fought for, and now, the Dragons would be too

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Damien and Pip smiled and turned towards the mortals, as did Rufus the Dragon dog. With a wave of his hand, Damien released the others from his magic, allowing them all to stand strait.

"Greetings Mortals" Gigi said, as she approached the Grand Wizard, and High Jew Elf. Damien and Pip following as her guards. Rufus stayed behind, his eyes scanning everyone to ensure there were no sudden movements. Gigi held the stick out to the Grand Wizard, keeping true to her word. "I have come to announce the involvement of my Race. The Dragokins." Damien smirked as he eyed the reactions from the elves and humans. All seemed shocked to see what Gigi had created. "Our queen shall stay true to her word. She shall return the stick, for now" Pip said cheerfully. He was having fun with this already. Even though he was dressed as a girl. 

"The fuck! You added Dragons as a race?! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!!!" Cartman yelled to himself, once again, Douchebag shrugged. "So now your race is going to be on one of our sides right?" Kyle asked hopefully. He didn't want to have to fight the dragons, so he hoped she would choose his side.

Gigi nodded "Correct, There shall be a battle at my castle tomorrow. The elves best warrior, vs the Humans. Whichever side wins, wins my dragons as their allies." Gigi said. Damien spoke up after "And if neither win, or we deem you unworthy, then we shall stay as our own! and fight for the stick!" Everyone looked scared now, and Damien laughed at this.

"You have until tomorrow to train up your best warriors! And don't even think about cheating! If I see any cheating on the battlefield, I will personally feed you to my drakes!" Gigi smiled at the other two leaders, and waved at her cousin. She spoke in a normal tone "Hope you win cousin, see ya tomorrow!" With that, she turned to leave, her two Dragokins following her. "AROOOO" Rufus gave one more howl before following the three out of Kupa Keep.


All was silent between the humans and elves for a moment... Both races glared at eachother, as did both leaders. "The dragons will be on our side fatass. So be prepared to give us the stick" Kyle yelled, the elves cheered with him.

"In your dreams ya fucking jew! Their going to be on our side! The stick and the dragons are ours!" The humans cheered with the Grand wizard. "We'll see about that! Come on guys! we need to train!" Kyle shouted, the elves all cheered and followed their king out of Kupa Keep.

Cartman turned towards his humans. "YOU HEARD THE DRAGON!!! GET TO TRAINING!" he ordered. Though he knew he would probably just send Douchebag in anyway. Cartman looked at the king and frowned. "You too douchebag!" he ordered, despite douchebag having the title of "king" 


The humans and elves spent the day training themselves. While the dragons all prepared their kingdom at Gigi's house. "My queen, I would like to request a change in tomorrow's plans" Damien said. Gigi eyed her black dragon ally and nodded for him to continue. "I wish to fight their champions. If I win, then we stay as our own, and fight for the stick ourselves" he said with determination. Gigi thought about this for a moment, before nodding. "Very well, we shall surprise them with this new info tomorrow. Be prepared Damien, You'll be fighting two warriors at once." Damien smirked and nodded at his queen. "I will make you proud!" He yelled loudly, before walking off to join their green dragon ally Pip.



(A/N: 3 of 5 Dragon Aspects! Black=aspect of death, Red=aspect of life, Green=aspect of dreams! I need ideas for the last two aspects! Bronze=aspect of time, and Blue=aspect of magic! I was thinking of having Wendy join in as one of them! If you have suggestions please comment and tell me!)

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