Daddy Jim.

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JoshDunLikedMyPost: Hey Jiiiim

Josh Dun liked your post?!: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: YEAH!!!! How'd you know?!

JoshDunLikedMyPost: Oh. Oops. Yes he did

That's awesome!: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: IKR! I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT!

How do you loose shit? It's not a common thing to loose...: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: I'm starting to think you're a divorced middle aged man that has three kids and only makes dad jokes as a living. No job, your job is just to torture your kids, but they have jobs, oh yes, they have jobs because your fat ass is too busy making fucking dad jokes instead of providing for your red headed children!!!

You okay there?: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: I'm watching too much Judge Judy....

Enough said.: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: Oh yeah, happy Halloween 🎃

Oh crap, that's today?!: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: HOW DO YOU FORGET ABOUT HALLOWEEN!?!?!?

I'm really busy, okay! It's like nine here!: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: Nine

In the afternoon?

Yeah: Aliens👽

Oh wait, shit. You just made a panic! reference...: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: CAUSE IT'S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON AND JOSH DUN LIKED MY POOOST!

Pretty sure that that's not how the song goes: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: It's a hip remix. Get off my dick, dad

You have issues: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: What was your first hint?

Definitely the fact that you said " get off my dick, dad" : Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost: That was a rhetorical question

Oh I know: Aliens👽

JoshDunLikedMyPost changed Aliens👽's name to Dad.

Kinky, I'm liking it: Dad

JoshDunLikedMyPost: Dad I don't like it when you talk like this.

Yes you do, little hoe: Dad

JoshDunLikedMyPost: Dad please no

;)) : Dad

JoshDunLikedMyPost: O-o

8))))) : Dad

Cannot reply to JoshDunLikedMyPost, user has blocked you.

Josh stared down at his phone with an amused expression as he waited patiently for his friend to unblock him.

" Are you talking to that girl again?" Tyler asked as he lay across Josh's lap and pulled out his own phone.

" Yep! She....well....she blocked me." Josh said with an amused laugh.

" Oh God, what'd you do?" Tyler sighed and lowered his phone so he could look at Josh.

" She changed my name to Dad..so I went with it." Josh admitted which earned a snort from Josh.

" You're a dork, Jish." Tyler laughed making Josh chuckle.

" Yeah but you're stuck with me." Josh said just as his phone chimed again.

JoshDunLikedMyPost: You're so lucky that I have no other friends or you would stay blocked.

Thanks?: Dad

JoshDunLikedMyPost: You're welcome. I'm going on a date, Jim. Talk to you tonight.

Yeah...👋: Dad

JoshDunLikedMyPost: 👋

JoshDunLikedMyPost has logged off.

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