SpicyMeataball added Aliens👽 to the chat, Jish Is A Prostitute Like Hopes Mom.
What the actual fuck.: Aliens👽
SpicyMeataball: Jish got the neighbors cat pregnant and now she's demanding child support.
The cat is?: Aliens👽
SpicyMeataball: NO YOU DUMBASS, THE NEIGHBOR IS!
Mushu: I fucking told you we should've gotten him fixed.
SpicyMeataball: I WANTED HIM TO KEEP HIS BALLS FOR AS LONG AS HE COULD!
Mushu: I should've known when you couldn't complete the genocide route for Undertale. I should've known right then and there that you were weak.
SpicyMeataball: I COULDN'T KILL PAPYRUS, DAMNIT! HE'S MY BABY BOI
Mushu: YOU'RE WEAK!
What does Jish's baby mama look like?: Aliens👽
SpicyMeataball: She's an Egyptian Mau I think
Nice: Aliens👽
Mushu: So fun fact. The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for cat.
SpicyMeataball: Did you do fucking research on our neighbors cat?
Mushu: I NEED TO KNOW MY SON PICKED THE HIGHEST CLASS OF WOMAN!
SpicyMeataball: We found Jish in a fucking dumpster after a college party, Willow.
Mushu: Your point?
Hey, do you think they named the Egyptian Mau, May because that's the sound they make?: Aliens👽
Mushu: Jish barks, bisch.
Wtf, Jish barks?: Aliens👽
Mushu: Yeah, it's like. Am I a cat? I'M A DOG, BARF
SpicyMeataball: No but give your best impression on what the Egyptians said when they first saw a wild cat and named it.
Mushu: So we need to name that weird thing over there. Okay, name is Mau. That's what it does.
Genuis.
So you know that Mau thing that climbed into our window and ate our rat?
Wait, what'd you call it?
A Mau.
Cool bro. : Aliens👽
SpicyMeataball:
We need to name that weird large rodent.
Yes but what?
*Looks at cat* HEY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Cat: Mau
Well there ya fuckin go, m8
Mushu: You win.
SpicyMeataball: Fuck yisss
So are you going to pay child support?: Aliens👽
SpicyMeataball: Not until there's proof that Jish actually is the father
Nice, nice. But wait, don't you live in an apartment?: Aliens👽
SpicyMeataball: Yeah but basically everyone sneaks a pet into here. Half the apartment either has a cat, a bird or a snake.
A fucking snake?: Aliens👽
SpicyMeataball: Yeah it's this family of ginger people who have a pet garter snake.
Nice, hey I have to go but good luck with child support: Aliens👽
SpicyMeataball: Bye Jim.
Mushu: I want a fucking quarter pounder.
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