We had to do this skit in English class. It's actually really fun. We have to write a script. Then we get to film the skit. My group consisted of 5 people. Me, Eli, Aaron, Dawson, and Ellie. Ellie left because of all my "nonsense." (Go figure lol) Anyway, I guess I'll just show you guys the script lol.
Aaron: Hello Class, today we will start out with a very hard question. (Pauses a moment) What does e equal?
Dawson: Oo, oo, oo!
Aaron: Yes Dawson?
Dawson: 72. 39162.
Aaron: Incorrect. You are not a sage. It is 72. 39162.
Dawson: That is what I said you pathetic, crotchety guy!
Eli: *raises hand* I know!
Aaron: (calls on Eli)
Eli: 72. 39162
Aaron: Correct! You are very smart, unlike that bumbling kid over there. (Turns to Dawson) Those words are going to have some serious consequences.
Dawson: (Growls) (In mocking voice) You intimidate me sooo much.
Aaron: Okay students, now we are going to play a Kahoot.
Everybody: (Cheers)
(There is a blank screen that says "10 minutes later...")
Aaron: Okay, last question. Dawson is in first, Eli is in second, and Zach is in third.
Dawson: Oh Yeah!
Aaron: The question is...s
Zack: Squidward!
*class laughs*
Aaron: No. That is silent lunch.
Dawson: (Under his breath) What is 3 times 4 to the power of 7. (Pauses a moment) Green! Oh dang it, this question is abominable! It is so arid, nobody cares about! Everybody thinks that it is global question, but it is very insignificant.
Aaron: Alright in third place we have Dawson. In second place we have Zack. And in first place we have Eli. Dawson, leave your apparel on, do not take off your shoes from anger.
Zack: Yay i'm in second!
Eli: How did I come in first?!
Eli:Please don't besiege me with questions
Aaron: Good job Eli and Zack. But Dawson, I expect more from you. So let's compress all this data into one sentence. Eli try to sum up this kahoot.
Dawson: WHAT?! I came in third! How did I not do a good job? You don't have to denounce me so much. I was so cringey this kahoot. Ok, I cede, I admit I lost.
Aaron: I expect more from you because you should come in first. Eli come to my desk. You are getting a scholarship for Harvard and Stanford. You get to choose. Dawson, quit billowing.
Eli: I choose Harvard!
Zack: I GOT SECOND?!
Zack: I'M SO MAD I WANNA LEARN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS!!!!!!!
Dawson: You deluded me!!!!!!!!
Aaron: ZACK!!! THAT GIVES YOU 10 MILLION DOLLARS!!!
Eli: Guys stop, it isn't as bad as the homeless vagabond I saw the other day!
Zack: You are very sinister Mr. Sparks.
Aaron: You're grounded Zack!
Zack: Be quiet and go wear some ham as someone's hair!
Eli: Can I eat my bedroom?
Zack: Yes please give me that soup!
Dawson: I like soup.
Aaron, Eli and Zack: STAY OUT OF THIS DAWSON!
Dawson: Fine I will go jump off a cliff.
