Merlin gets drunk

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This took forever. I'm sorry. 😭
Mild language, like very mild.
Very drunk Merlin.
Enjoy.

After being carried to god knows where, he was sat down, and the bag was whipped off his head. He blinked his eyes rapidly as they tried to adjust to the light.
"Surprise!"
"What the hell?"
Merlin looked around to see all the knights, and Arthur standing in front of him.
"Welcome to your bachelor party!"
"A night filled with gambling, booze-" Arthur started before Gwaine interrupted.
"Hookers!"
"No, no hookers."
Elian lent forward, and smacked him upside the head.
"They're gonna find us in a ditch tomorrow, aren't they?" Merlin asked, looking up at the knights.
"Probably." Percival nodded.
"Great(!)"

Three hours later, and Merlin was sat on the bar top, leant against a wall, drinking a pint of mead.
"This is so good...." He said, staring into his mug.
"I know!" Answered Gwaine from where he was sat on the floor, throwing nuts at Arthur, who was yet to catch a single one.
Merlin sat his mug down, and lay on his back. "I'm so happy..." He trailed off as he started to push himself down the bar.
"Merlin, you're gonna-" Elian started, but it was too late.
Merlin slid off the end of the bar with a loud thud.
"Merlin!" They all yelled, Arthur's muffled due to the amount of peanuts he'd finally caught.
"I'm ok!"
They all ran to see him on his back, his legs folded over his head.
"Need help?"
"If you wouldn't mind."
They pulled him up, and sat him in a chair.
"I love you guys so much." Merlin slurred, pinching Arthur's cheeks, making him laugh look like a fish.
"We love you too."

Another hour later, they were all dancing on the bar top, arm in arm.
"For 'e's a jolly good fellow, for 'e's a jolly good fellow, for 'e's a jolly good fellow! Nobody can deny!"
"Are those the words?" Merlin asked, rubbing his forehead.
"Don't know." Gwaine said, looking round to Percival to the young warlock.
"Shut up, and take the praise, you ass!" Arthur yelled, then burst into a fit of giggles.
After dancing for a good ten minutes, they sat round a table, enjoying yet more drinks.
"These are great!" Leon shouted, grabbing a fistful of peanuts.
"But they're making my hands all salty!" Marlin wind, holding his hand up to his face.
Arthur smacked it into his face, knocked the lanky boy backwards in his chair, and on to the floor.
"Hey, Morgana will be well pissed if you break him before the wedding!"
"So I can deck him with a pan after?" Gwaine laughed, throwing a glass over his shoulder.
"What you do that for?"
"I'm a little bit tipsy." He said, looking up at the tallest knight.
"Think we all are mate. Maybe we should head off." Elian said.
"Merlin! We're leaving!" The young king called to the warlock, who was passed out in the floor.
"Of for f- he's out cold!"
Arthur took one of his arms, and Elian took his other. They stumbled up to the castle, nearly dropped Merlin down the stairs, then dragged him up to his room.
"Morgana!" Arthur called happily when the brunette answered the door.
"Are you drunk?"
"Nooooo!" He replied, grinning widely.
"He's lying! He's pissed! We all are!"
Morgana turned to look at her fiancé, now being carried in Percival's arms.
"This is for you!" Arthur said, pulling Marlin down, and passing him to Morgana.
"Great..."
"Look at my pretty girl! Ain't she great?!" Merlin said, kissing Morgana on the cheek.
"Ok, kissy, let's get you to bed." She said, trying to disentangle herself from Merlin, who'd since wrapped his arms around her shoulders, and was trying to kiss her neck.
"Ok! Cya gents!"
Merlin slammed the door, then face planted on to the bed.
"You're not gonna kill in my sleep, are you?" Morgana asked, leaving against on of the four posters surrounding their bed.
"Nooooo."
"Ok, good. So how was your night?"
She looked over when she heard no answer, and saw Merlin was already sound asleep.
She moved to his side of the bed, pulled of his boots, tucked him up, and planted a kiss on his forehead.
"I love you, Merlin." She whispered into his hair.
A smile appeared on the boy's face, dimples appearing in his cheek. Morgana settles beside him, and soon asleep too."

Hope you enjoyed that. I enjoyed writing it. 😊

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