Kid: Are we going to fly there?
Youth Group Leader: No we're going to row across the ocean in a paddle boat.
Me: (thinks) Hey! Just like the peculiar children!
Kid: Really?
Youth Group Leader: Yeah, and I'll use my, uh– telekinetic abilities to control the sharks.
Me: (thinks) And there's the peculiarity!
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RandomWelcome to EtherealElsewhere's Big Book of Randomness! In this book, I'll write anything from how I feel about a book I'm reading to a random thought inside my head. Note: This book was originally strictly for Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Chil...
