BITCHMAS

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jonathan, looking in the window: look! steve's reading a christmas story to the kids

nancy: see, i told you we could trust him to watch the kids while we were gone

jonathan, internally: i wonder what he's reading...

steve: t'was the night before bitchmas and all through the hut, one creature was stirring: me, busting a nut-

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