Spurts Of The Moment

Ho&neymoon

"Here's the key card to your honeymoon suite. Enjoy your night, please. Sawadee kha."

"How did you get us to transit in Bangkok en route to London? Ang alam sa bahay direct flight ako."

"Love, I wouldn't be the pambansang hokage for nothing. Ouch, nakakarami ka na. Bilang ko yang tic-tac-toe kurot marks sa burjer ko."

*Ping*

"Ei, love, look may CCTV sa elevator. Can't you wait a wee bit?"

"One week and three days of no intimacy? Royal blue balls na 'to."

*Ping*

"Hhmm, such a lovely suite, very conducive. You really planned this well, RJ. I'm loving the surprise. Good thing I have a spare set of clothes and undies in my carry on."

"You wouldn't need that after all. Ahhhh, you taste sooo good. Wait lang, Ma. I need to use the bathroom, quickie lang."

"Take your time mahal, we have at least 8 hours and 32 minutes before the wake-up call."

"Sooo, what's with that grin in your twinkling eyes? Come here, mith na mith na mith ko na ikaw. Hhhmmm..."

"Aaah, I... have aaaah.... thurprithe for you also... Shet, susko naman. Hindi ka halatang gutom? Ouch, ahh, hihihi. Sarap, RJ. You...ahh... never... ohhh.. fail... to... ahhmaze me... everyfuckintime!"

"Relax, Ma. RFJ from Barangay Dila at your service. And this, we don't need. Whooh, this yellow lacy thong... Look at junjun, Ma. So proud and mighty ano?"

"Gaaah, love, you always turn my oxytocin rush into spasms of laughter and, aaahhh... pleassseeee, more pa....Whoohhh...

*Ring*

"Oh, that must be the spa."

"What? Menggay naman, batong-bato na oh."

"Raincheck muna. Di ba I said earlier may thurprithe ako? Spa package for two hours!"

"Two hours? That's at least three freakin rounds, Mahal."

"Hahaha, you're horny, you're horny, horny, horny. Hello, yes, for two. Okay we're coming up. Thanks."

"Sir, Mam, 15 minutes in the steam room, then body scrub and massage. This way to the men's room, Sir."

"No, we're a couple. We can stay in one room. Saves you electricity, too."

"Yeah, we're married. And we're the last customers, right? We'd like to stay together in the steam bath."

"Wow ang sarap, love. Thanks for the treat. It's almost BTS, but not really."

"Behind the scene?"

"Better than sex, haha. Take that towel off. Hhmmm... you didn't use the disposable underwear provided. I like."

"Ang init eh. But I like this scene; a fushion of heaven and hell in its most passionate sense. Pero, RJ, buy tayo ng madami-daming edible panties sa Europe ah. Wala naisip ko lang."

"Gaah, ang sarap ng pawis mo. Wait, 15 minutes naman di ba? How about?"

"Uh-oh I don't think we can... shucks... dulas ng shoulders mo..."

"Will make this thuper quick, baby. Hang on."

*sperlkdkf.glruodfdssh.frshdudhdfxz*

"Lapiittt naaa koh... RJ, please...harder pa, footspa!"

"Maaahh, hoooh the best, aaahhh. Another one for the books. Wait, upo muna tayo. Don't move, lalaban pa si junjun. Straddle ka lang."

"Kapit na kapit pa rin sya haha. Later, I'll give junjun a nice treat."

"I'll hold you to that. Ahhhh, how long or short, was it? Seven minutes?"

"At oorasan ko pa talaga? I was half conscious all the time, besides my delirium I was always on the look out baka pumasok kasi sila."

"Hahaha. I love you, molto, molto."

"Lakas maka haloween ah. Loves you too, my momol ko. Oohhh, wait. I can feel yours wiggling!"

"One more? Triple shot na natin, before the last two minutes."

*knock, knock*

"You okay, Madam, Sir? This way for your body scrub."

"Mahal, yung juices natin mangangamoy."

"Yaan mo silang mabaliw. Love, let's do this again ah."